Lemoned

Verb (past tense): intentionally deceived into buying faulty or defective merchandise.

Bro #1: "Man, I picked up a streetwalker last night and "she" whipped out a piece of man-meat bigger than mine."

Bro #2: "Homie, you got lemoned by a tranny."

-or-
"I went to the flea market and bought a used computer, but it doesn't work and he shop disappeared the next weekend. I got lemoned!"

by GrammarJunkie October 31, 2017

lemon

a way to describe erotic literature in fanfiction, now regularly labeled as smut

1: i read this hot lemon the other day!! dude it was so swag
2: ..are you stuck in 2008 wattpad or do you need mental help

by blorgblorg October 21, 2020

lemonize

when you tell people to stop demonizing people and then proceed to demonize people

It’s sorbet (sorbay), no it’s sorbette.

There he goes lemonizing again!

Asking a rape victim why they didn’t just bite the attacker’s penis is a great way to lemonize somebody.

by duchesschmoto March 13, 2019

lemon

when it comes to a name of someone, the person named lemon usually is a handsome, strong, and reliable man who is always loyal to his girlfriend and be supportive to his friend.

Be like lemon.

That guy is a lemon, he is such a leader.

by user0030 November 20, 2021

Lemon

A shitty car.

Had to take my Ford Explorer to the mechanics 4 times this week, my car is a lemon.

by K4meow December 20, 2019

Lemon

Destah

Look it's lemon.
Yea your right

by Bluefox15 October 25, 2023

SS Lemon

A pirate ship made out of lemons. This is to help prevent scurvy among the crew. This ship is run by Captain Shamte, and Deathwithab. The poopdeck is cleaned regularly!

Shamte: All aboard the SS Lemon!
Deathwithab: Aye Aye, Captain!

by Shamte April 16, 2011