Variable Interest Entity 

Used to refer to a member of the opposite sex with whom you are sexually involved with, but you don't want the general population to know about him/her because you aren't exclusive with this individual. Also commonly referred to as a V.I.E. Typically used when the certain individual is too stupid to realize they are just being used for sex.

John: "Why didn't you bring Lauren to the office Christmas party?"

Ben: "Because she is the my V.I.E. Shhhh...before someone hears you! I am trying get with the new girl tonight."

John: "Your what?"

Ben: "Variable interest entity; we have sex occasionally but we aren't exclusive. Nor is she marriage material."

Variable Interest Entity by nosemaj October 26, 2008

Internet Points 

Internet clout points earned by things you have done on the internet. (Met actors, have a large follower base, do cool things, etc)

Yeah i have a few friends with IMDb pages I got some internet points.

Internet Points by Robert The Haunter August 15, 2019

internet libertarian 

A smart ass on the internet that claims the economy can work itself out on its own, as long as there is no government regulation. This belief is usually based on the ECON 101 class they took a few years back. On closer inspection, most of the internet libertarian's facts don't check out.

Man, that guy on IRC was such an internet libertarian.

internet libertarian by Oolong Caloophid June 10, 2008

inkernet 

An endearing reference to the Internet proper and the fanosphere of The Dawn and Drew Show (D&D) podcast; coined by Dawn Miceli (of D&D, the other half of which is Drew Domkus) and used as a moniker in her sign-off: "Good night, Inkernet."

Oh my God Drew, look at how much money people have donated for our Element! Our inkernet is growing so fast!

Good night Inkernet

inkernet by Piglet 19 October 14, 2005

End of the Internet

1. A place that still doesn't exist.

2. A place that you'll never see the inside of, even if it did exist.

"Have you seen the End of the Internet?"

"No, because it doesn't exist."

End of the Internet by MMP2 June 28, 2009

internuts 

the act of surfing the internet for too long, in which the testicles get caught under your legs. After a while of sitting on them, without you realizing it, they will become numb, moist, and disgusting.

Alex was checking out sites, and when he got up to piss he realized he had a bad case of internuts.

internuts by Diego 888 January 26, 2006

Internet Whore 

A person who overuses Google/Wiki/Stumble/Internet Search Engines to find the answer to any random question or look up any sought after piece of information that one knows little about, often in quick succession, with infrequent breaks to the bathroom or for a food delivery, for a period of hours/days on end.

Joe: "All Gary ever does anymore is stay at home and play Internet Whore"

Gary: Okay Google, riddle me this!

Does cracking your knuckles lead to arthritis?!??!

What is really being done about the creation of a Gypsy State?

Did OJ really do it?

Internet Whore by SchmawlleNobo September 12, 2010