frosted flaking

After having sex with C-grade older women and wearing the same pair of jeans for weeks, a peeling infection persists on the penis and deposits large white particles over time resembling a bowl of sugar coated corn cereal.

When he finally washed his jeans,the dryer filter clogged because he had been frosted flaking for three fortnights.

by DakotaSlim March 5, 2016

the flaming timemachine

When grab an old lady and put hot sause on your dick and fuck all three holes,before you go in each hole you add another layer of hot sause on your dick.

Frank:Damn my dick from last night.
Franks friend:what did you do last night.
Frank:i did the flaming timemachine on this old hoe.
Franks friend:Damn....

by Itsyourboidown syndrom divitoe June 23, 2017

vulgar flamingo

A vulgar, somewhat obnoxious bird. Usually seen with a monocle and top hat. Kind of a ass.

That Vulgar flamingo can be a real tool!

by Indecisive69 January 8, 2018

orange flamingo

the act of shoving a yard flamingo up one's own ass until it comes out the other side.

i had a really tough time with that orange flamingo the other day, it took over 5 hours to remove it.

by bob ross the crafter of sorts January 18, 2018

Stink flamingo

a stink fLamingo is a fLambouyant thug.. starting a stink (or a fight) wherever he or shee goes sociaLising

man.. i was tryna chiLL at the bar when good oLe Stink FLamingo comes in a whoopin and a whopping.. the whoLe pLace erupted in a fight !!

by dr_bLur May 21, 2019

Chickenera Flamingitis

A rare illness in which one has a consistent urge to eat chicken flamingo for breakfast lunch and dinner; including dessert. There is currently no cure; only treatment is to continue to eat some tasty chicken flamingo and live a happy life.

My friend can’t come out tonight; he has Chickenera Flamingitis.

by VillaRosaLover September 16, 2019

Snow Flaking

Verb - Using any situation that one does not get what they want to call others out for bullying.

Sarah - “She went to her supervisor and said that we were bullying her. All because she was too late to sign up for the activity she wanted.”
Alana - “Oh shit! That bitch is snow flaking us! We just got snow flaked.”

by RD PS September 24, 2019