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Bleach Douche

When you want your vagina to be as clean as a sparkling bathroom so you beer chugged a whole thing of bleach inside your womb and you start making sea foam come out of all your holes and you convulse down the stairs and crunch against the wall and fucking die.
My bleach douche was successful and now I am dying.
by JAM IN THE TOE March 22, 2020
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Douche Plug

Make sure you wear your douche plug when driving in California.
by iheartstats April 23, 2011
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Douche-schwé

A bougie person with the characteristics of a douche bag
Donald Trump is a real Douche-schwé
by PuertoRicanTexan14 July 4, 2016
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ass douching

Doing something relatively useless when you should be doing something productive. This comes from the literal meaning, as douching your ass would be useless because it gets dirty next time you use the washroom.
Oh man, I need to stop ass douching and get to my homework!
by viper110110 May 15, 2011
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Snow douche

A snow plow truck driver who blocks in the end of your driveway with packed hard snow after you have just finished busting your ass shoveling a foot of snow from the entire driveway.
That snow douche just dumped another foot of snow in my driveway that I just finished shoveling!
by HTJA January 15, 2017
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douche nozzling

A lesser included offense of cock blocking. Douche Nozzling occurs where one guy is trying to score with a girl and then another guy comes along and tries to get in her pants, i.e., vagina, like that of an actual douche nozzle. The mindset of the douche nozzler is different from that of a cock blocker, as the douche only kind of knows the other guy would have sex with the girl but has not yet made it known that he has made a "claim", so to speak.
That bro is totally douche nozzling his friend's lab partner; he wants to get all up in that vag.
by Lawyering May 17, 2015
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Urban Douche

Someone who defines something wrong on urban dictionary.
Me: I was on urban dictionary the other day and I looked up pussy waste and it came up as a cereal

Other guy: Oh wow really well urban dictionary never lies
Me: Yeah well that guy must have been an Urban Douche
by 👉😉👈 This guy April 10, 2016
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