Cum Mat

A towel, rug or other material laid out to catch sex fluids and juices during coitus to avoid dampening or soiling the underlying surface.

We put down a towel for our cum mat so we didn’t get jizz all over my mom’s new bed spread.

My boyfriend put a tea towel down on the kitchen counter for a cum mat and proceeded to bang my ass.

Our cum mat was soaking wet after I squirted multiple times but the mattress was nice and dry.

by Eaton Holgoode January 31, 2018

cum apple

when i cum in abels apple

hey you cum apple -d me

by abels cum apple April 3, 2021

cum cousins

Two girls who have sucked the same guys dick.

Sadie: i sucked Matt’s dick yesterday
Margaret: omg i sucked his dick last week!
Sadie: Yay we’re cum cousins now!

by Sadie and Margaret December 27, 2017

Titty cums

The act of ejaculating multiple times on a females breasts to cover the entire chest and making the breast appear larger then they originally are due to the amount of semen on the female.

Female 1: "yeah girl he titty cums on me- girl I was so scared coz I thought the nigga was gonna die or som shitt"

Female 2: "mmhh nhh but girl did he turn yo titties to a d?"
Female 1: "nah girl he passed out 'for he could turn em in a C"

by Doc. DJ DICK February 8, 2017

Cum burger

This is the sexual act of taking a man's jizz and putting It on an unsuspecting persons cheese burger and having them eat it and telling them it's mayonnaise

Haha you just ate a cum burger fag boy/girl

by Luciepoo March 12, 2022

cum crusted

Being covered in cum that has dried.

Miley was lying there completely cum crusted.

by Pallyberry August 27, 2013

Cum Needle

Where you get your cum and you stick the needle up your fucking cock, and you pump it so it makes you cum, then once the needle is full of cum, you inject it into your bloodstream

Person 1: Fam wtf are you doing you daft cunt
Person 2: In doing the cum needle
Person 1: Oi, sick let me join in

by Wmffre March 1, 2021