You and a buddy each have to individually swallow two bags of corn nuts whole without chewing the corn nuts. The turd that looks most like corn on the cob wins.
by Throckmorton619 January 10, 2021
Get the Corn nut challengemug. When you feed your girlfriend several cans of iowa sweet corn and then the next day when she has to poop fuck her in the ass. When you pull out and there is corn and poop all over your dick shove you shitty corny dick in her mouth and cum. Then she chews up all the corn and cum mixing it together. When it's the consistently of creamed corn she then spits it into your mouth so you can swallow it.
Last night my girl friend wanted to get freaky. Good thing we went to the farmers market the day before cause I bet her over and gave her the good old iowa creamed corn!
by Peppermintpattydick December 6, 2020
Get the Iowa Creamed Cornmug. The "patois" of corn dogs, being it's a mix of cultures in the food. Jerk pork sausage tucked inside a polenta corn batter. Made famous by Zaguate Food Tuk
by Lil Pepper Pants July 20, 2020
Get the Caribbean Corn Dogmug. by Kitty cat man May 14, 2014
Get the Nebraskan Corn Eatingmug. by unscarred77 September 29, 2010
Get the Corn cave commandomug. by Niabla☸️ October 19, 2019
Get the corn dog timemug. Your friend eats a bunch of corn. He takes a shit but doesn’t wipe. While it’s still moist and caked up in your friends cheeks, you run your dick in and out of his cheeks, while he lays on his stomach. The corn and shit gets stuck to your dick, forming the chocolate corn cob.
“Hey Jordan. You wanna do a chocolate corn cob?” “Hell yea, my wife just left and I’m laying on my stomach playing Call of Duty, pants are down, cheeks up.” “ok I’ll be over”.
by Skilzz March 12, 2023
Get the Chocolate Corn Cobmug.