Commensking

A comment that appears to ask a question, but may or may not be rhetorical.

Were you commenting or asking?" "I dont know, a little of both...I was commensking."

by PACNW-DUDE December 1, 2010

comment crashed

when a comment on a status gets more like than the status itself. The status has been comment crashed.

James Baker
my girlfriend just said I'm the best boyf in the world.. jeal girls?
56 minutes ago · Like · Comment
Richard Taylor, Michael Yates and 2 others like this.

Adam Johnson kill yourself.
51 minutes ago · Like · 20 people

Michael Yates oohh dude you just got comment crashed
25 minutes ago - Like - 4 people

by isherwood December 1, 2010

Comment cloture

The act of ending a comment thread on Facebook by "liking" the other person's comment instead of providing a response. Named for the process of ending a filibuster in the US Senate.

The conversation was starting to look like a flame war, so I "liked" his comment to cut it off. Comment cloture FTW.

by Halestormstopper January 25, 2011

comment rape

to comment over and over again on someones note or status

anna: hey did u make that note i tagged u in?

brianna: yehd'g im gonna comment rape urs but i just

wanted to finish mine first.

anna:cool man, ill comment rape u too

by mindy444 February 19, 2011

commentsation

What you call a lot of comments on a post, such as Facebook, between 2-3 people that reads more like a IM conversation; Can slowly change into a topic not related to the post.

Bob Posted: Going to the mall later to buy Kill Zone 3 from GameStop.

Tom: Nice!
Jim: The 3rd one i heard is way better then the 2nd one.

Tom: Really, what's the difference?
Bob: The 2nd ones controls are really heavy and they over did the motion blur.

Jim: Yeah, they really fixed it up. Hey Tom did you barrow Dead Space from me?
Tom: Yeah why?
Jim: I need it back, i am going to trade it in for D.S. 2.
Tom: ok, when can i give it back to you?
Jim: I am in Bld. 10 tomorrow at BCC.
Tom: Can't, i don't have class tomorrow.
Jim: Alright, how about the next day?
Tom: Yeah i can do that. Bld. 10?
Jim: Yes Bld. 10

or: Hey did you see Janes "commentsation" with Brooke.
Yeah, they over took the whole post i put up.

by rocker409 March 3, 2011

comment spamming

The act of commenting random phrases on facebook posts just to be an annoying homo.

Post: watching the office. lol

Comment: where am i
Comment: i like nike
Comment: Linkin park is the best

John was comment spamming on all my posts last night. He is so annyoing.

by combination March 17, 2011

Comment Tator

A drunk hillbilly who points out the most obvious things to persons who would rather wring his scrawny chicken neck then listen to his asinine comments about their day that has nothing to do with the Goober faced retarded redneck.

Goober says,"Sir your tire is flat". No kidding Goober you is that why I'm halfway in traffic fixing it? You should get a Job with Lars Larson being a Comment Tator. Why you would fit right in with that gang of Goons. They all as plain and tasteless a a potato burrito from Taco Bell TOO!

by LaNerd May 10, 2011