Excuses are like corn ...

Excuses are like corn, there are many varieties.

Chela: I couldn't take you out on walk today, I was so busy and didn't get around to it.

Pino: Don't worry mommy. Excuses are like corn ... there are many varieties!

by Jack Pepino February 14, 2019

Corn on da cob

We dick fat ballz has da best pure in poleglass,say nam kid he’s a we peach sum hole on him ;) should get it out if Yano Yano

Corn on da cob fancies grace but she uses him for gear and sexy time

by Anygear1212 January 29, 2019

Corn Dog Rolling

Rolling your penis in a girls vaginal juices before thrusting into the anus

Dude last night Loretta was totally into the corn dog rolling it was wild man

by NewarkIsMyCity December 30, 2017

Corn Cob Chandler

A red haired kid that eats 2D corn cobs.

You're a Corn Cob Chandler!

by Khelekra January 22, 2022

Mormon Corn Syrup

The almost absolute equivalent to being “A fucking pleb”

Look over there it’s some Mormon corn syrup.

by Ahh Go Crazy April 15, 2019

Chocolate Corn Cob

Your friend eats a bunch of corn. He takes a shit but doesn’t wipe. While it’s still moist and caked up in your friends cheeks, you run your dick in and out of his cheeks, while he lays on his stomach. The corn and shit gets stuck to your dick, forming the chocolate corn cob.

“Hey Jordan. You wanna do a chocolate corn cob?” “Hell yea, my wife just left and I’m laying on my stomach playing Call of Duty, pants are down, cheeks up.” “ok I’ll be over”.

by Skilzz March 13, 2023

candy corn whore

Sluts who come out during Halloween.

That chick in the slutty police costume is a Candy Corn Whore

by 14Smith02 November 15, 2014