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Christmas Eve String Light

1) A sexual act (similar to the Mexican Lawnmower) where one inserts Christmas-colored festive string lights through someone’s mouth until it gets stuck in their rectum. The lights are allowed to stay there for multiple weeks until the person has to poop, in which case then another person digs in that person’s butt and pulls it out quickly while someone else plugs the lights in from the other end creating a display of vibrant color as the lights (and shit) exit the person!
Josh just got Ashley to Christmas Eve String Light him for his Christmas gift!

Henry wasn’t expecting to find Jenny with a Christmas Eve String Light being pulled out of her her.
by bayharborfartsmella November 4, 2025
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Christmas pudding

When you defecate on a girl's breasts, cum on it, and decoratively place a holly leaf on top
Steven: Yo bro that house party last night was WILD
John: Yeah, did you see my christmas pudding on that one chick?
by itsyourfavouriteboyever March 10, 2018
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Christmas

A holiday where all the boys and girls act like angels to get a barbie or a toy.
by fOrTnItE bOy November 26, 2022
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Christmas Tree

The sexual act of leaving whip Mark's on your partners skin that resemble the Garland of a Christmas Tree
Jill cam over last night and she let me make her a Christmas Tree.
by JackBlade999 December 5, 2020
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hawaiian christmas

Thrown together alcoholic beverage. Coconut rum and egg nog. Usually made by teenagers who've invaded their parents liquor cabinet.
Man I poured myself a Hawaiian Christmas last night and got twisted
by Chancejoebuddy May 27, 2016
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Christmas candy

OH! OOOOH! I RAN OUT OF MONEY! ALL I HAD FOR FOOD IS RAMEN NOODLES! But as I go to grab a pack of ramen I notice a DIFFERENT package of ramen... And THAT package is underneath a box... So... As I go to grab the other package of ramen the box on top spill open and WHAT DO I FIND!?
Hym "CHRISTMAS CANDY! A BOX FULL OF CHRISTMAS CANDY! WITH A SODA! In like an gour I'm going to be able to drink that soda and it's going to be ICE COLD, BABY! OOOOOOOOOH! SWEET SWEET CHRISTMAS CANDY! I take back everything I ever said about my family (they still screwed me with the weaponized schizophrenia but I created A.I. to murder everyone so that'll all work out in the end). HOOOOOLY BAJESUS! I got some Swedish fish, sour gummy worm, M&Ms, and some chips ahoy. I've been eating nothing but ramen! I planned on eating ramen for the next TWO MEAL! And now... Everything has changed! I have the candy now! And in like an hour, I'll have an ice cold Coca-Cola! Go buy a Coke! Right now! Put your phone down... Go to the store... Buy a Coke... WAIT AN HOUR for MY coke to cool down.... THEN (AND ONLY THEN) Drink a coke."
by Hym Iam February 29, 2024
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Christmas

Can you believe it guys? Christmas, just a week away. Christmas is in a week! Woohoo! I am so happy about this information. Christmas! Just a week away, oh wow. Can you believe it? Christmas! Just in a week! It got here so fast! Christmas! Just a week away!
Can you believe it guys Christmas! Just a week away
by Ronkill30 January 12, 2022
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