Christmas Special

A man who is always dreamt about. The kind of guy you spend your entire life searching for. They are strong, sexy, smart, caring, successful, and kind. Wholeheartedly they are loving creatures that not only works hard for him but for all of those he loves. Think of a man who is your Christmas Special like a White Buffalo, a rare breed and a one in a lifetime find. If you do find your Christmas Special hold on to them and cherish them, as they will forever love you.

I was searching for a Christmas Special and I found him!

by MPinLove August 18, 2017

Christmas 2.73

The 26th of december. Christmas 2.73 is for those who want one more present on top of those they already have.

“Man I can’t wait for Christmas 2.73 this year, I really want that extra present”

by interhoe December 23, 2018

Christmas

Christmas is that one holiday every person loves celebrating the birth of some nigga who is our “lord” (nah religion is a scam).Now Christmas is a time for giving which means every 11 year old asking fortnite skins now the kids that behave get presents while the bad kids get coal but this might not be true because every kid I know gets presants for Christmas.You may ask,who delivers the presents? Well santa claus of course! This fat somehow not diabetic man will deliver presants to all the good kids! While krampus fucks up the bad kids! Now every year you have to put up a tree with some dollarama ordaments on your tree do that fatass can come and eat all your cookies and milk!

It’s christmas morning Billy (age 8) wakes up his parents to open gifts!
Billy:Mommy,Daddy it’s christmas!
Dad:SHUT THE FUCK UP IM TRYING TO SLEEP ITS THE FUCKING HOLIDAYS
“Billy goes downstairs to see lots of presants under the tree!”
BillyYAY PRESANTS!!
“Billy opens up a presants to see”
BillyWhats this?
“Billy takes out the toy from the box”
“It’s coal!”
Billy WHAT THE FUCKKKK
“8 years later”
Billy(age 16) sleeps in on Christmas morning waking up to his parents by his bed”
DadWake up Billy! It’s christmas
BillyFUCK OFF

by Zewrp December 26, 2018

Christmas Titties

Festive holiday titties at the local gentlemen's club.

In the spirit of the holidays, Justin went to see some Christmas titties at the local strip club.

by TheOneTrueGinger December 30, 2018

christmas tickles

The eerie sensation when a close friend asks if anyone wants Christmas tickles and you feel uncomfortable and slightly afraid.

Darfwa: Does anyone want Christmas tickles?

Judice: um, no?

by Milkman January 7, 2019

christmas aging

To look so amazing in the jeans your wife got you that she wants to take advantage of you and your cute bubble but.

Wow he must be christmas aging, cause they left a while ago and havent been back to the party yet.

by Holelottanope September 23, 2018

Scottish christmas

The act of poring liquor into the females anus and feeding a string of plugged in Christmas lights up her butthole then sucking the liquor off the lights as they are pulled back out

Bro that nasty hoe wanted to have a Scottish Christmas

by Meathole69 October 5, 2018