Sleep Boners are the weirdest thing ever. They occur when you just wake up when your friend down there just pops up and is ready for work.
Person one: *wakes up and yawns* Man, I got some good rest...*sproing* Well..you're a bit early eh? Man, sleep boners suck.
Person one's GF: Josh, who the hell are you talking to?
Person one's GF: Josh, who the hell are you talking to?
by The Chicken Warlord November 9, 2013
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by Brigado May 3, 2011
Get the sweat boner mug.To spread any kind of joy (euphoria, Christmas cheer, etc.) in any way as long as boners are involved in the process.
by Scraphê December 19, 2009
Get the Boner-joy mug.When you drink like 4 red bulls and for some odd reason you feel a boner coming on.
Sebastian: Hails, you just drank 2 monsters!!!
Hails: Ik, man I have like the biggest soda boner right now!!!
Sebastian: Hails, you just drank 2 monsters!!!
Hails: Ik, man I have like the biggest soda boner right now!!!
Sebastian: Hails, you just drank 2 monsters!!!
Hails: Ik, man I have like the biggest soda boner right now!!!
Hails: Ik, man I have like the biggest soda boner right now!!!
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Get the Monogamy boner mug.An erection produced from the thought of something extremely comfortable. Specifically, one produced entirely free from sexual thought/arousal. Usually occurs when one is very tired or lacking of sleep.
Dude, I was so tired in Calc 2 today that I started hallucinating about my pillow. Next thing I knew...I had a cozy boner.
by He who knows best April 28, 2011
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