Trouser boner

When ones pants/trousers forms a slight rise in the genital area implying that you have an erection when you really don't

That was so embarrassing - everyone thought I had a boner! Although it was just a trouser boner.

by Rowensg June 9, 2014

sweat boner

When it's so hot and humid outside and your ass and taint area sweat, you get an erection just by your wet underwear.

Why is this wedding outside? It's over 95 out here! I'm getting a sweat boner just standing here.

by Brigado May 3, 2011

sleep boner

Sleep Boners are the weirdest thing ever. They occur when you just wake up when your friend down there just pops up and is ready for work.

Person one: *wakes up and yawns* Man, I got some good rest...*sproing* Well..you're a bit early eh? Man, sleep boners suck.
Person one's GF: Josh, who the hell are you talking to?

by The Chicken Warlord November 9, 2013

Boner-joy

To spread any kind of joy (euphoria, Christmas cheer, etc.) in any way as long as boners are involved in the process.

Tonight we're going to spread some boner-joy down at DICK's Sporting Goods by making a Bonequinn.

by Scraphê December 19, 2009

Lubey Boner

When a male applies lube on his erected penis prior to masturbation or sexual intercourse.

Woman: I want you to boink me, but I'm not wet yet.
Man: Don't worry about it, I'll have a lubey boner.

by datlillarryb March 23, 2011

Monogamy boner

When you know you want to have a real romantic relationship with a specific person.

I'm pointing my monogamy boner at someone right now.

by Biker_Mael March 28, 2012

Cozy Boner

An erection produced from the thought of something extremely comfortable. Specifically, one produced entirely free from sexual thought/arousal. Usually occurs when one is very tired or lacking of sleep.

Dude, I was so tired in Calc 2 today that I started hallucinating about my pillow. Next thing I knew...I had a cozy boner.

by He who knows best April 28, 2011