cat 5 tatoo

The grease stain an inexperienced cyclist gets on his right calf from accidentally leaning his crankset up against his leg. A telltale sign of inexperience.

That guy claims he is a bad-ass cyclist but I don't buy it. Check out his cat 5 tatoo!

by Big Lester Free July 7, 2011

the 5 knuckle shuffle

A slang word for masterbating

Mom: where is timmy, he has been in his room for a long time
Brother: he's doing the 5 knuckle shuffle

by BlazeBeing May 14, 2015

5-29-19

National finger in class day. Make your girl proud of you!

Hey babe, today is 5-29-19 so that means you gotta finger me in class.

by 5-29-19 May 29, 2019

Wi-Five ((5))

The online version of a high-five. Abbreviation: ((5)). If an individual expresses a ((5)), it is only right for the other person to aslo express a ((5)). If the other person does not return the ((5)), he or she is leaving you hangin because they do not share your enthusiasm.

-guy #1: Hey dude I won tickets to the show this summer!! Wi-Five ((5))!

-guy #2: No freakin way! ((5))

-guy #1: You're definitely comin with bro!

-guy #2: Hell to tha yes I am! ((5))

-guy #1: ((5))!

-guy #3: Hey can I come too?

-guy # 1: Nope.

-guy #3: ...

by LiamE February 17, 2010

5 Star Hotel

When you shoot someone in fortnite and they build a massive structure.

Michael: I shot him!
Dylan: Bruh he's building a 5 Star Hotel

by woobabooba January 8, 2022

About 5 seconds

The longest sexual encounter ever recorded in human history. While you may think your 3 seconds is long, you have nothing on the famous 5 second intercourse

Person 1: Hey we had some long sex last night! It was like 4 seconds!

Person 2: Wow that's long but not as long as about 5 seconds!

Person 1: Yeah, I wish someone could get glizzy up my pussy for that long

by cockingaround:) April 22, 2023

$5 wrench attack

An attempt to breach a security system by attacking its human element rather than the technology itself. Most commonly used in the crypto sphere to describe tricking or extorting someone into giving up NFTs or cryptocurrency.

Named after an xkcd comic in which a man's laptop is hacked by hitting him with a "$5 wrench" until he tells the attackers his password.

Danny's having a rough week. He lost all his apes to a $5 wrench attack.

by thehuw November 9, 2022