Sea Turtled

When you have a threesome with 2 women, both wearing strap ons forcing you to choke on plastic like a sea turtle

“Yeah bro, I thought it was gonna be chill, but they totally sea turtled me last night.”

by MissMartini September 7, 2025

Sea Salting

When your roommate goons on the toilet seat and you gotta scrape it up after it dries

Man my roommate got me sea salting the bathroom every day this week, kinda pissing me off

by babyturtle69 February 19, 2025

fabric pube sea

a sea of pube fabric

join us on our boat on the fabric pube sea

by ynofficialaccount February 20, 2025

Doctor Sparta - Seven Seas Is Return To Skyfire Cycle

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Doctor Sparta - Seven Seas Is Return To Skyfire Cycle

by Abreathofaversaillian February 28, 2025

Doctor Sparta - Seven Seas Is Skyfire Cycle

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Doctor Sparta - Seven Seas Is Skyfire Cycle

by Abreathofaversaillian February 28, 2025

Sea Pollen

A special type of pollen that comes from the sea.

Wow there is a lot of sea Pollen around today.

by Princessmh June 27, 2023

Sea Jew

A slang for Norwegians, as they tend to make billions out of their oil rigs in the North sea.
Also, they tend to fish a lot and export it for a hefty profit. They literally drown in money.

I was on an airplane last night, looking out over the ocean I could see the dim lights of the Sea Jew money machines.

by DeadGoat March 7, 2023