bandaid friend

A short-term friend who helps others feel emotionally better. When they've done all they could (usually with success), they exit the other friends life. This short-term friend is kind, helpful, a good listener, and can make any sad friend feel better. This "bandaid friend" can be mysterious, and may be reluctant to let other friends come close confidants. They're very approachable on the outside, but an introvert on the inside. These bandaid friends mean the best, and have a heavy heart for people, whether it's for the underdog, or just a sad person who needs to talk; meaning they're great with secrets.

I'm your bandaid friend, it's what I do.

by Bandaid Friend the Great May 13, 2015

Friend Hierarchy

When someone has lots of friends, they'll be a hierarchy going from bestie to last resort friend. The higher up you on the hierarchy the more events you'll be invited to secrets you'll be told.

Jess: Hey did Nat invite you to her birthday party?

Brenda: Nope, she told me I'm not high enough on the friend hierarchy. She's only inviting besties and close friends.

Brad: Shit did you hear Dan's engaged!
Carl:Yeah, can't believe he got his girlfriend pregnant!
Brad:Wait what?
Carl:Shit I wasn't supposed to tell you that, you're too low on the friend hierarchy.

Tim:Hey I heard you booked an escape room, can I come?
Kath: I'm sorry but there's very few spaces, only those at the top of the friend hierarchy are coming.

Tim: Ah ok, fair enough.

by mrperson123 August 25, 2017

Eskimo Friend

A person who has shagged someone you have shagged.

Hello, current wife. I am ex-wife, your Eskimo Friend.

by Azenath67 May 17, 2018

nigerian friend

another phrase to take place of the already offensive word nigga but almost sounding more offensive than the actual slur if used in a patronizing manner.

Hello my Nigerian friend!
Hello MY Nigerian.

by nigerianfriend December 17, 2017

A name of a friend

The only kind of definitions that get into Urban Dictionary nowadays. Seriously, get over it.

Another A name of a friend definition in the voting section? DOWNVOTE.
#its time to stop

by troPSDNUORGWEN March 29, 2017

Lovers and friends

Two people who fuck and are friends. Another word for friends with benefits.

Hey tonya, we are lovers and friends because we fuck and are friends.

by Ahriman May 5, 2018

bullshit friend

Someone that you have conversations or joke around with on a semi-regular basis with and are friendly with, but aren't close to.

I said hi to my bullshit friend at the mall yesterday.

by Lucky Charmz February 15, 2006