Alabama Hot Pocket

Spreading yo nasty ass cheeks to take a shit INSIDE of your bitches pussy lips

Yall nasty niggas really out here Alabama Hot Pocketing these hoes. Imma beat yo ass, keep playin wit me

by Damnultra July 18, 2019

Alabama Hot Pocket

When you shat on your cousins vajayjay and yell "yeehaw" while mounting her.

Billy joe bob senior performed an Alabama Hot Pocket on his sister.

by theslangmonster69 April 8, 2019

Alabama white boy

A person/people that are usually southern and love and I mean LOVE having sexual intercourse with the family relative, mostly known as the sister.

Me:Dude, look at the Alabama white boy
Friend:Oh, shit stay away from him.
WHITE GUYS, WE ARE ASSHOLES

by IJustQueefedlol February 20, 2017

Alabama jolly rancher

When you freeze a used tampon and put it in her and suck it out

I've never tasted sweet and sour until I sucked on a Alabama jolly rancher

by Shhshkabob May 8, 2022

Alabama Bow Tie

When the nuts of one person drapes the sides of the neck of the person giving them a tossed salad.

Yeah I know that skank , she gave me a Alabama Bow Tie for Saint Patrick's Day.

by Alabamabowtie January 1, 2018

Alabama Hot Pocket

In American football, the Alabama Hot Pocket occurs immediately after a touchdown during which the scoring team is allowed to attempt to score one extra point by kicking a turd-shaped, turd-coloured ball through two upright spreaded metal legs in the manner of a field goal.

The Alabama Hot Pocket is the truly American cherry on top of a touchdown.

by AlabamaBaby April 24, 2020

Alabama Cream Pie

When you stuff all of a women’s holes with mashed potatoes

That chick let me give her an Alabama Cream Pie and I still left hungry

by CrentistTheDentist August 14, 2020