Did you see Ashlei avoiding all the puddles in the parking lot? She looked kinda silly.
Yes because she always has holes in her shoes.
Yes because she always has holes in her shoes.
by amoonber August 28, 2023
A nasty, brown, huge-lipped pussy that looks like the lunch meat covered in hair and vaginal warts surrounded by herpes and filled with STDs.
by ZapataPotPieRecipes69 July 31, 2015
Person 1: I feel like Ashley 'Leyley' graves is my spirit animal.
Person 2: I don't think we can be friends...
Person 2: I don't think we can be friends...
by Haru-Official December 27, 2023
We are gonna spin rainbows on Friday night on Mary Kate and Ashleys.
Mary Kate and Ashleys make me horny as hell and then cum sparkles and colors.
Mary Kate and Ashleys make me horny as hell and then cum sparkles and colors.
by blotan84 July 02, 2020
Omnipotent dictator of local yearbook committee and other school organizations. Will use excruciating physical violence if asked more than one question. Weapons of choice: Guillotine and Whip. This celestial power can change like the tide and swallow you whole. If you're reading this message, you only have 5 minutes to change your name and move states, because She is coming. When she comes, there's nothing we can do to save you from participating in Master's unfair yearbook decisions.
You: I'm sorry Master, I know my place. Please don't hit me.
Master Ashley: STOP CALLING ME THAT *vibrates with anger*
Master Ashley: STOP CALLING ME THAT *vibrates with anger*
by bradmacdonald October 17, 2024
The Coach Ashley Effect is when Coach Ashley says she's going to do something but doesn't fucking do it.
"Coach Ashley Said she was going to schedule me to work a midshift tomorrow but somehow it didn't fucking happen, that's the Coach Ashley Effect in action"
by ThePublicker February 13, 2025
kindest sweetest person ever. id give up anything and everything to hug them once. they mean so much to me and they're the best thing that's ever happened to me 💗
by claywhore March 11, 2023