friends with tension

Friends with sexual tension. Right person wrong time.

"I guess we will have to remain friends with tension since we are both in commited relationships."

by TheTexican June 5, 2014

Friend Pirate

An individual who has mastered the art of stealing the friends of others, specifically ex-girlfriends, through a complex issuance of charm, generosity, flirtation, and guile.

Ever since Shaniqua and Doug broke up all her friends want to kick w/ him.... he's a total friend pirate!

by Foster G August 29, 2009

Friend Pruning

The act of removing multiple friends on one's friend list on social networking sites such as facebook and myspace

Why does Susan have less friends than usual on facebook?
Probably just doing a routine friend pruning on the people she doesn't like.

by Ben Fong March 3, 2010

Eskimo Friend

A person who has shagged someone you have shagged.

Hello, current wife. I am ex-wife, your Eskimo Friend.

by Azenath67 May 17, 2018

bootleg friend

(n) A person who you may tell to their face they are your friend or a person who you don't actually like/trust for whatever character flaw. They may be in your friend circle but on a one-on-one basis they are not a friend to you. However you keep them around because for whatever reason it may be, they help you in some way.

Jim: Why do you chill with Eric? I hear he snitched on Kenny. Plus he's kind of a dick to your sister.

Greg: Because he can get me alcohol. He's pretty stupid so he doesn't know I hang with him just to get me drinks. He's just a bootleg friend.

by analyzer August 17, 2010

garfield and friends

A kid's show on cbs that aired from 1988-1994 about Garfield and Odie

Garfield and Friends was one of the best cartoons

by poohriocartoonfan1 March 5, 2015

friends cleanse

The act of getting rid of a friend (be they virtual or actual) by deleting him/her from your life. This is usually achieved by removing said friend from either your virtual life (MySpace, Facebook, LiveJournal, etc.) or your actual life (Don't return calls or texts, ignore/delay emails, etc.) Basically a Friends Cleanse means 'eh, I don't want to deal with you anymore'.

Damn. I had like close to 130 people on my MySpace... but I had to do a Friends Cleanse. Too many people were posting bulletins and shit I wasn't even interested in.

Dude... I'm getting way too many calls/texts from XXX. Time for a mobile phone Friends Cleanse.

by shelik May 27, 2008