The Birthday Card

One may choose to ‘play the birthday card’ within the 24 hour window known as their ‘birthday’ in order to guilt trip somebody into agreeing to their mediocre plans...

Dana: Dude I’m not just gonna come suck your dick at your dirty ass apartment then drive you 2 hours so you can hang out w/ your parents who you pretty much still live with anyways...
Russ: Gee that’s funny cause according to this calendar it’s MY BIRTHDAY.

Dana: Fuck, you’re playin the birthday card? Aight fair enough gahaaahhaahaha
Russ: Byawwwwww

by Rusty Spoons July 5, 2019

debit card crybaby

when u lose a debit card at a restaurant and start crying so u get free food

my friend rhys is a debit card crybaby. he got free food at state 48

by can't stop the shine September 8, 2021

Daz Card

If you don't want to respond to a weird or discomforting question use this.

Daz card is used in a sitatuion like this
Micheal : Sarah how old is your mum
Srah: DAZ

by Plotting December 8, 2019

Keeping a hand of cards

When you date and keep a handful of your Tinder matches you swept right on.

Are you seeing that person you met from Tinder exclusively, or are you "keeping a hand of cards?"

by The CELsta May 10, 2016

Reverse uno card

the most powerful card ever to be created. this can be used in ANY argument.

even in the most serious moments. nothing can beat it, besides the second most powerful one..the two words..."No u"
it scares me, just typing it.

Katie: "I'm taking the kids!"

Jack: *pulls out a uno reverse card*
Katie: "NOOOOO"
See what i mean? the reverse uno card can be used in the most serious moments.

by _fuzzy._.worm_ February 21, 2020

V-Card

A credit card used to pay for v-bucks

1: Dude, you saw that awesome ninja skin in Fortnite?
2: Yeah, I wanted to buy it but my mum took my v-card privileges!

by h person May 25, 2020

nope card

An individual's personal entitlement, however idealistic it may be, to negate another person's statement, thought, or action which the entitled individual disagrees with with or simply wants to refuse. It is leveraged in much the same way as the "nope" card in the card game Exploding Kittens, albeit figuratively.

"Jeffrey, I really care for you. But this isn't working. I want to break up with you."
"Nope."
"What?"
"Nope"
"I don't understand. What do you mean nope?"
"I'm playing my nope card. So you can't break up with me."
"Oh. Okay."
"Wanna go out for drinks tonight?"
"Sure, I guess."

by The Original HR Director May 31, 2019