Aspergers syndrome

A physicall nerologicall disorder. The connections in the brain which allow social interaction to be instinctive are either damaged or not there . A person not on the autistic spectrum finds this concept vey hard to get to grips with because social interaction is completly instinctive from birth. Aspies have to learn this like a life skill so it is not in thier nature. Abnormalities have been spotted in the brains of autistic / aspie people during brain scans.To say the condition doesnt exist entierly does not stick. People who use this conditon like some "medal of honor" or "I am the chosen one"rubbish .Highly likely dont have the disorder since many people with the condition do not fling it around like a trophy. The condition appears to have become a "fashion accessory" over the past few years to explaine away poor behavyor. The lable dislexia is also abused in this way.

One key element is that on MRI images has shown that the Aspergers syndrome /autistic brain has to work harder processing faces,body language,large amount of information ,verbal information ect. Which the avaerage person will not even fret about. This can cause the aspie/autie to appear slow and dim.Sometimes the information is processed incorrectly and results in an incorrect/
inappropriate response.

by Kulifish July 2, 2009

fuckboy syndrome

An acquired disease that results in perpetual immaturity and disrespect towards most women. Common signs and symptoms may include but are not limited to: no communication skills, emotional infancy, binge drinking most weekends, cheap/ keeps tabs on who pays for what, constant wandering eye, will sleep with whatever, and refusal to grow up and act like the adult that they should be. A grown boy with fuckboy syndrome will occasionally date a woman, let her trust him, let her believe he's different, all the while knowing he's incapable and unwilling to do what it takes to be a man, and break her heart. She's heartbroken and he moves on to his next challenge(s).

I heard Jill's boyfriend is seen on every dating site there is?!?

Yeah, they broke up two days ago. He's got fuckboy syndrome so bad... he's working on banging three trolls this weekend. Bet he's telling them they're so hardworking and strong... I give each of them a few weeks max.

by Unicorn377 September 22, 2016

imposter syndrome

when you are the imposter in among us and you are being sussy so the crewmates call an emergency meeting and say that you are sussy and you say that you arent sussy even though you are very sussy like the imposter from among us

crewmate: yo the imposter is being sussy
imposter: no im not being sussy please
crewmate: yes you are so sussy you literally have imposter syndrome like the imposter from among us
imposter: no

by LiterallyYeMom May 10, 2021

Amsterdam Syndrome

The is not an actual syndrome, just the term used to describe what sometimes happens when visiting the great city. Basically, it occurs on the first day in the city when having to travel via plane to Amsterdam and go straight to a coffee shop.

Flying to Amsterdam usually means you dont get alot of sleep the night before and sometimes miss meals on the day of the flight. This results in a tired and hungry arrival to Amsterdam. But these things dont cross your mind when arriving and you go straight to a coffee shop and smoke, getting "hilariously high" and "messed up" - Amsterdam Syndrome!

by Paul A Rimmer October 20, 2008

No Game Syndrome

A syndrome where a person suffers from the following symptoms
1. You believe you have game
2. You don't have game
3. You're tiny
4. You deny suffering from the symptoms of "No Game Syndrome"

Does he have "No Game Syndrome"?
Yes, he suffers from all the symptoms.

by No Game Syndrome February 9, 2010

prison syndrome

When you find a group of people (usually a race or nationality) attractive whom you would not normally due to the fact that they're the only show in town. Occurs primarily when you visit another continent, country, or perhaps neighborhood.

Ziad, who usually is not attracted to asians, suffered from prison syndrome during a trip to Hong Kong. He found himself unable control himself after ten days of seeing only chinky eyes and yellow skin.

by Yankee920 August 7, 2008

Dickface Syndrome

Noun.

A very serious medical diagnosis, in which a human being of the male sex, expresses himself in an extremely offensive, obnoxious, and dickfaced manner.

-Some symptoms of Dickface Syndrome are as follows:

-Saying your jeans make you look fat, even when not asked.

-Openly hitting on your friends when you are next to him.
-Obviously considering himself too sexy for his shirt. and you.

-Liking making you feel like a piece of dog shit. A lot.

-Blowing you off when you have plans and not caring.

-Possibly wearing clothes way to big for him, because he thinks he's sexy. Even if he's not

Avoid men who have Dickface Syndrom at ALL COST.

Trish: My boyfriend just blew me off to hang out with Bitchyslutfacewhore!

Sally: This is the second time this week. He obviously has Dickface Syndrome. He's not even cute. And his clothes are way to big for him. You should dump him.

by WordInvtentor August 17, 2011