Keep your pig out of my shit

1. Mind your own business

2. I wan't nothing to do with you

3. You're no friend of mine

Man keep your pig out of my shit!

by simatar May 26, 2011

oh shit im out of toilet paper

1.That critical moment when you are taking a dump and you realize that you'll be wiping your ass with a sock, since the facilities you have entered, cannot supply a substantial amount of toilet paper for your needs.

2.Commonly used phrase in a minority neighborhood.

Owen cried out in agony: "oh shit im out of toilet paper", after he finished his business in some random guy's house.

by Djw14 April 2, 2011

Oh, Shit! You're Crushing Me!

What you don't say when you're having sex :D

Becky: Ok, babe. Here I go onto your...

Timothy: Oh, Shit! You're Crushing Me!

Becky: Fucker! *pulls out beretta between boobs and shoots*

by Tucksta March 23, 2011

Stupid ass bitch motherfucker ass shit

Basically what all big time rappers go off by and also what you would use to express your anger about a certain food item not being in stock

stupid ass bitch motherfucker ass shit! This food ain't in stock!

Rapper: stupid ass bitch motherfucker ass shit.. hmm what can we turn that into now

by Fucking retarded bitch ass mf July 27, 2019

Ah shit, Here we go again

When its that time and you know your in for it.

Noone:....
CJ: Ah shit, Here we go again.

by Walugie April 18, 2019

dont get yo shit ripped

when ur having sex to fast and its to big and ur shit gets ripped

a nigga i told dis bitch she wuz hella fine and then next thing i knew she got her shit ripped and then i wuz like dont get yo shit ripped

by j-boog December 31, 2007

some Enemy At The Gates shit

In CoD or any other first person shooter when you get shot by or make a excellent sniper shot. It is declared 'some Enemy At The Gates shit' or 'some serious Enemy At The Gates shit'

guy 1; (after being killed by a near impossible sniper shot) Damn! that's some serious Enemy At The Gates shit
ElItESn1PeR23; (over head set) i just pwnd you n00b.

ElItE_Sn1PeR23; (after impossibly killing I_kill_you234) yeah! some Enemy At The Gates shit right there! I_kill_you234; (over head set) ah man fucking camping snipers!

by the 456 April 21, 2010