I

Are you sad?
If so, why?
Is there anything I can do?

My heart is yours…
Always…

No matter what!!!!
I mean it when I say ….
I love YOU!!!

by Just a girl with ❤️ for 1 July 9, 2024

A Luke I am Your Father

This is a vertical integrated sex act where one goes down on a vagen; once the subject is sufficiently moist a deep controlled burst of air is pushed through the vagina. The result moments later is masterful quef, where the reverberation of the labia expels a pleasurable sound and sprinkling of love juices.

My new GF is really into kinky stuff so I gave her a Luke I am Your Father.

by Jackoohoh June 29, 2016

I know you fucking lying

(Ikyfl) Its a saying that kinda means that what you just said is so crazy that it might as well be a lie

Him-Lol that was the girl that broke up with me
Friend- I know you fucking lying

by ifyou November 20, 2021

Fuck me and the horse I flew in on

Reference to the sacred love making of Cleopatra and the prince of Persia when they had a ceremonious sexual bonfire in which the Pegasus was born and learnt how to fly. Commonly used by the Gyllenhaal family when they are wondering why their youngest son Jake is tardy.

Mom... where's Jake?!?
well Maggie- remember he had improv class today?!
ugh... well fuck me and the horse I flew in on.
*in unison* that's are Jakey!!!

by thin dick little May 1, 2019

I

Your literally such an I...

I am an I

by Sussss August 20, 2021

I Want Nothing To Do With And I Promise You Are Going To Notice Something Out Here For Bothering Me

I Want Nothing To Do With And I Promise You Are Going To Notice Something Out Here For Bothering Me

I Want Nothing To Do With And I Promise You Are Going To Notice Something Out Here For Bothering Me

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 15, 2025

ANES I FORTI

ANES I FORTI is the best in the world he will most likely steal yo girl so watch out im saying "ANES I FORTI" beacuse he is ONE AND ONLY u may have heard of someone called Anes but there are alot of them but there is no total motherfucker like "ANES I FORTI" he is also known as "THE KING!" a "GOD","EL CHAPO"the police didn't kill pablo escobar "ANES I FORTI" did ur life is a lie he is the owner of "MICROSOFT","APPLE","BUGATTI","FERRARI","LAMBORGHINI","GUCCI","SUPREME","VERSACE","MERCEDES" ETC.U may be wonderin' what does "I FORTI" mean well in the "ALBANIAN"AKA*TIBTW(THE BEST IN THE WORLD)language it means: THE HARDEST;THE BEST;THE KING;THE COOLEST(EVERYTHING THAT IS REALATED TO THE BEST BASICALY)."THEY"(ANES I FORTI) is what we refere to like "Mr steal yo girl" so watch out if u see "THEM"(ANES I FORTI)u most likely not but if u see "THEM"(ANES I FORTI) don't run your mouth beacuse YOU WILL DIE TRUST ME.

"ANES I FORTI" ONLY

by Donald Trump• January 7, 2019