I am the Way, the Tooth and the Life

A silly Mel Brooks style pun on the Jesus saying.

I am the Way, the Tooth and the Life! Silly Jesus said.

Huh? Da Tooth?! The crowd replied.

by Eggspectacular7 October 28, 2025

I don’t fight

He has a gun and he’ll shoot you if you try something You came to fight he came to shoot so don’t try him

“You hit my homie let’s fight” I don’t fight people

by ForgivMySinsX December 6, 2023

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 10, 2025

I locked my dog in

You settled something, and are no longer stressed.

Kelli: Hey I know you been stressin, how you feelin' 'bout tonight's shoot Chris?
Chris: I locked my dog in, bro!

by TheCatAteMyShoes April 19, 2024

I am you but from the future

Me to dara

Me: I am you but from the future
Dara: O_o
Me: :D

by Rajox February 5, 2023

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by GetThemOutOfYOurLife July 11, 2025

And I oop

Some dumb shit people say that got dumb bitch syndrome in them 🤦🏽 ♀️🤷🏽 ♀️

Vsco girls/boys :And I oop

Me: yep they got that dumb bitch syndrome

by I ain’t sacerd of you November 14, 2019