When something is just too weird, and the only way to describe it is that of a beard attached to a monkeys face.
by Dr. Hand May 22, 2024
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by Spacedust June 22, 2024
Get the Bearded Space Clam mug.When you're rimming a girl and you get your beard covered in discharge getting it all matted and wet.
by Remote Aardvark September 2, 2016
Get the Dwarvish Beard mug.A Ham Beard can be identified as a beard with an unacceptable amount of hair on it. So when eating, a piece of table food may fall into the beard without the person knowing it. Like a piece of holiday ham.
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Get the Ham Beard mug.Beard King is the name bestowed upon the great King of Chin Hair, the Ruler of all that flows follically, the Master of Manicured Man Hair. He is the greatest example of Beardness ever known. He. Is. Eric.
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Get the Beard king mug.An adjective to describe something of such low effort and low quality, you call it Tommen's Beard.
This is in reference to the TV show the Acolyte, in which the actor who played King Tommen in Game of Thrones plays a Jedi with a horrible looking, glue-on beard.
This is in reference to the TV show the Acolyte, in which the actor who played King Tommen in Game of Thrones plays a Jedi with a horrible looking, glue-on beard.
"That entire show was Tommen's Beard."
"Zoomer hairstyles are all so Tommen's Beard."
"Those truck mods are Tommen's Beard."
"Zoomer hairstyles are all so Tommen's Beard."
"Those truck mods are Tommen's Beard."
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Get the Tommen's Beard mug.The act of inserting ones fingers into the hairy vaginal orrifice of a female. Usually two to three fingers are inserted, although, depending on females' orrifice diameter, more fingers may be necessary. Normally fingers are held in a hook style position and rammed in and out at a pace intended to pleasure said female and aid her in becoming moist.
Jim and Eric where discussing the activities of the previous night.
Jim: Dude, that party was crazy last night! I
Know you were totally wasted. I saw you
disappear with that chick at like 3am.
You hit that son?
Eric: Yea dude it was awesome, i took her in
back room and smashed it. She was
ready to go after I got done shucking the bearded clam.
Jim: That's what's up man! So the puss was
nice and hairy Huh?
Eric: It was hairy, but I was too far gone to give
A fuck. I just needed to drain my balls.
Jim: Dude, that party was crazy last night! I
Know you were totally wasted. I saw you
disappear with that chick at like 3am.
You hit that son?
Eric: Yea dude it was awesome, i took her in
back room and smashed it. She was
ready to go after I got done shucking the bearded clam.
Jim: That's what's up man! So the puss was
nice and hairy Huh?
Eric: It was hairy, but I was too far gone to give
A fuck. I just needed to drain my balls.
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