raunchy turtle

the raunchiest form of turtleing in a bed or any other open area provided with fabric of some sort; a girl plays with his boys while simoltaneously making a turtle shell so her work is kept in secrecy.

She raunchy turtles her boyfriend every morning to put a little mystery in his day.

by apebutt69 November 3, 2011

Turtle head

A turtle head is when you go to take a shit but you dont need to go that bad then the crap pokes out your ass and you sat on the bog for ages

Ricegum: Ayye saggytits, you were on the bog for ages, myans was constipapted 😂

Jacob Saggytits: Nah fam, I had a fuckin turtle head

by LigmaAssBalls August 4, 2018

turtle tunnel

uncircumcised penis

he has a turtle tunnel... i looked and didnt know what to do.

by turtle tunnel lover :] April 15, 2010

Turtle Dick

When a circumcised penis retracts into the remaining foreskin scar or shaft.

It's so cold, I'm turtle dicking.
Sorry, I was adjusting my turtle dick.

by CORich September 3, 2012

Flacko Turtle

A rapper that a firefighter needs to put out the fire how fire his songs are.

You need to call a Fire department on Flacko Turtle.

by Flacko Turtle January 4, 2021

yurdleing the turtle

when a group of men stack onto eachother while buttfucking

dont hurt yourself yurdleing the turtle

by mr.hugepenis May 10, 2011

turtle baby

A word used to replace any noun, usually with some affection and positive/neutral.

"Wheres the remote? Oh, theres that little turtle baby!"
"Let me try one of those turtle babies!"

by Courtney Hume April 8, 2007