Socrates Troll

A master of logic and philosophical debate who has nothing better to do than undermine your worldview for their amusement, causing you to want to punch them in the face, then force-feed them hemlock.

Congrats. You just poked a giant hole in my logic. You could've been a lawyer and fought for justice, but instead you're just a Socrates Troll. Your talent is wasted on your amusement and my annoyance, so yes, I am mad, Bro.

by JohnnyApocalypse September 18, 2015

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troll DJ

1. (noun) a person who abuses aux privileges by intentionally playing inane, obnoxious, distracting, ill-fitting, or generally shitty music. The music chosen is frequently of a viral nature, though not always.

2. (verb) to be a troll of the aforementioned sort

I about lost it when Abe chose got the aux cord and just started playing different remixes of Smash Mouth's "All Star" on repeat. Such a troll DJ.

I troll all kinds of DJ.

Trolling DJ is a lifestyle. I've got my go-to playlists organized by theme

by PuffAdder420 June 3, 2018

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glitter troll

A very happy out going person who has good fashion sense

Glitter troll examle Adam lambert

by Brachalee October 2, 2013

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Justifying Troll

A troll who thinks it's okay to troll if they use something else to justify their hate. A Justifying Troll often uses religion, inaccurate facts, and big words to try and justify their hate. These kinds of trolls do this because they usually can't find anything wrong with whatever it is that they hate and therefore have to look for reasons.

Example of a Justifying Troll:

"You see those skulls in the background? And the way she has her arms positioned? Not to mention if you play this song backwards she clearly says 'I love the devil'. This singer is satanic and trying to brainwash you".

by asefiowrhgua;ergg September 28, 2011

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