THUNDER

A Man From Chattanooga that slangs dick like a pro

Thunder really fucked my insides Out

by TBKH August 12, 2025

Thunder Worm

A man’s cock that is so large, that it creates a massive thud when it drops to the ground, hence being a “Thunder Worm”

*Loud thunder noise*
Jimmy: What the hell was that?
Johnny: That was a thunder worm. Biggest cock in the galaxy.

by ButtHairBurrito97 May 18, 2025

Cock Juggling thunder cunt

The epitome of insults, use only in emergencies!!! most creative insult ever, describing a Cock juggling (Whore) Thunder cunt (Worse that a regular cunt). the person you use it on will hate you for the rest of time, so only use it on ex-wives/ex-girlfriends or people you hate more than life.

Girlfriend: we're done bitch
You: Ya, well fuck you
(now) Ex-GF: Shut up, i'm leaving
You: I HOPE YOU DIE YOU COCK JUGGLING THUNDER CUNT

by PISSED FUCKER April 10, 2017

Golden Thunder

To break wind whilst administering a golden shower

Those burritos really increased the decibels on my golden thunder.

by Cobra Cuckmander October 2, 2022

Give someone your thunder egg

To make love to someone. Derived from the similarities between the geode-like rock called a "Thunder Egg" and male testicles.

Braniel decided that after a long third date of watching the extended cuts of the Fast and Furious franchise (as well as Hobbs and Shaw), he would ask to take Delilah back to his apartment and give her his thunder egg. It was a good night to Give someone your thunder egg.

by Lord Scottish April 16, 2021

Thunder Buddies

An exclusive club founded by fathers with kids that play for Minnesota Thunder Academy. The Thunder Buddies get together and drink beer while their children practice soccer. A prospective member of the club must be approved by the two-person board before being accepted. As of January 2025, the club consists of two members.

Ben: Does your daughter have practice tonight?

Andy: Yes, at 5:30PM
Ben: Mine too. Thunder Buddies unite!

by AT Spence January 10, 2025

Thunder Clap

A thunder clap is when your girl goes down on your dick on last time and you nut. They call it the thunder clap for 2 reasons. 1. That's the sound her butt makes, 2. You pass out and see lightning strikes for 5 minutes

Guy 1: I just got thunder clapped
Guy 2: What was it like

Guy 1: I saw lightning strikes all over the world

by Glaceon the Great November 2, 2016