by D>Nigga March 11, 2016
Stephen: I am about to cross the finish and win my 3rd marathon.
Russell: hey Stephen bro you have a Kevin Durant on your back.
Russell: hey Stephen bro you have a Kevin Durant on your back.
by Socrates2018 June 14, 2018
a person who is usually obscene with his finger dick and verbally and who is lame about losing at video games. He will usually be there for a person.
Me: Hey whats going on?
John: Your mom was so good last night.
Me: What?
John: I just jizzed in my pants. *immitates masturbation*
OR
Me: Hey I need your help.
John: Yea dude what's up?
Me: This kid has it out for me.
John: His dick?
Me: No like he wants to beat me up. Stop being a Kevin Parfitt.
John: I'll get him for you. BTW, I cummed on your bed last night.
John: Your mom was so good last night.
Me: What?
John: I just jizzed in my pants. *immitates masturbation*
OR
Me: Hey I need your help.
John: Yea dude what's up?
Me: This kid has it out for me.
John: His dick?
Me: No like he wants to beat me up. Stop being a Kevin Parfitt.
John: I'll get him for you. BTW, I cummed on your bed last night.
by appledumplings69 March 16, 2009
by HungryRoastedPorkChop March 19, 2018
Refers to the popular amazing figure who is a master of identifying pretexts, excuses, disguises, etc.
When the school kicked her out of the class because they said the class was "too full", Kevin Kim immediately realized that they were lying and that the girl was actually too smart for the class.
by The Amazing Truth August 18, 2011
In mushroom mythology, a black kevin is known as a six armed beast that ironically defines the most manly creature among men. It sits and waits, only to come out on every lunar eclipse. It feeds only in the nude, and upon cherrios. He needs not to move or do anything, because merely its presence makes others go insane. It makes no sound...
Late one night, after coming inside from viewing the lunar eclipse we spotted a wild black kevin by the dining table and all hell broke loose.
by drew death September 04, 2007
by SomTingWong April 30, 2021