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jason

He is a sexy beast that gets all the pussy. But sometimes can unleash his inner homie-sexuality. He is so drippy that any hard surface or female within a 2 mile radius of him will be soaking wet. He will make any girl not be able to walk in the morning. He is an absolute baller and smashes top bins daily. He can squat 500!!
Shawty: “Omfg!!! Is that jason!?!?!?!?! I would soooo let him hit right now!”
jason: “ Yea baby”
Shawty: “Sup baby….take me out to dinner”
by Dick.tionary_lizard69 November 23, 2021
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Jason Finney

Fun but no bulls**t!!!
Be honest..Jason Finney is fun but he doesn't deal with no bulls**t!!!
by Johnny Quest 22 November 1, 2021
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Jason .D. Davis jr

Jason .D. davis jr

Jason is a nice, funny, and cute, man with a split personality there are for sides.

1. devil - devil Is a women who don't care about men but instead women she can be bad wen mad and she is born in heaven and has angle wings.

2.angle - angle is born in hell he is evil, cute, and funny, and is adored by women he has devil wing to.

3. dangle - dangle is a gender changer has 1 side devil 1 side angle and is bi.

4. Jason - Jason is a very kind hearted person. He can be shy at many times and you think he's a total creep until you really get to know him. He is crushing on this one girl that he can't possibly get over. He is very loyal and would sacrifice everything for his friends and family. His thoughts in his head keep killing him and killing him. He also sometimes overthink things. He jokes around a lot but can be very serious when needed. You might not tell from his outside but he is a very smart person. He doesn't like crowds and lots of people. He is more of a simple yet hard to understand person. No one in the world would ever begin to figure out what is in his thoughts. Jason in a wonderful man. and is often called JJ and is a GOD and is a cuzin of death, Jesus, and the devil him self.
Ann - hay is that Jason .D. Davis jr?
Jim - oh you mean JJ ya thats him and I herd men like him are rear.
karma - hm.
ann - karma no!
karma - karma yes.
JJ - wut going on.
by sylveonmaster December 17, 2018
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Jason

Jason is a dude, he has very good luck because he get good at everything. He is good at math and Chinese. Jason is jason he likes giving you hugs i think. Jason is cool and is nice to have him in life cause he sometimes will give you candy so you will never starve to death :)
by Heheheholan November 7, 2020
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Jason

JASON is the definition of gay.
Example: Jason walks into a bar and you see him and automatically think wow he is gay!
by Jas0n b0rne April 11, 2024
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Jason

A Jason will overthink everything but still know what is happening. Jason is hot and can get any girl he wants. Jason also has girls all over him even though he has eyes for one girl only. Jason has the greenest eyes and everyone falls for him. Nicest, sweetest, most loving guy you will ever meet. Jason is great in bed and all the girls know it. He gives off big Dick energy and its most of the time correct.
Girl 1 : omgosh have you seen Jason
Girl 2 : yes I'm so jealous if his gf hes so hot
by Badinvestment76 February 26, 2022
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Jason

May not always be on the same page, but will always be there for you. True best friend.
I'm feeling so low, I think I need Jason
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