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Jason

Jason has the second largest dick. He is only defeated by people named gage. He has a dick so big that he has to wrap it around his leg to keep it from dragging on the ground. Also like a gage he will be humble and deny that he has a big dick.
I heard Jason’s dick puts horse dicks to shame
by Pigeonhater78 November 24, 2021
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Jason

Kid who writes stories about everyone dieing. God at Csgo. Says "die" very often. Likes candy. Short but not as short as woo. Gets mad at people sometimes. Likes to hit Ninad. Gang gang hi ehorn
Jason killed Ann with a Machete.
by Somebodyynowwhatimean February 16, 2018
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Jason

Jason is a great person who will protect his family and friends and will do anything to make them happy if you find a Jason keep him close he is a valuable friend to have. Jason’s often have a great sense of humour and know what makes you happy and what doesn’t
Jason is the best dad anyone could ask for
by YeetSam July 14, 2019
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Jason luttrell

A nu metal singer who was more gangsta then todays rappers besides Eminem, Kendrick, and snoop dogg, born on 2/8/1978 and died on 8/10/2018, his lyrics where very gangster rap for him being in the nu metal genre but this was only in the introduction to mayhem era (2000-early 2001) in his band primer 55 only to be replaced by Bobby burns twice and Donald polinske jr (the drp) once
Rip to my homie Jason luttrell ⚜️family for life⚜️
by Nascarfan2007 September 18, 2022
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The Jason Lemkin Effect

The Jason Lemkin effect is when you feel 10X more excitement for one event/project over others competing for your attention.
I paid $$$ to watch Metallica's 40y anniversary show this December, both on Friday and Sunday, in the Chase Arena. But for some reason, I feel way more excited about SaaStr Annual 2021 that I got a free ticket for - this has got to be the Jason Lemkin Effect.
by rukn@ September 27, 2021
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Jason Matson

World's best developer and a gaming conscript, he dominates every game he plays and develops catagory A software. He is also the developer of GSU.
by jason god October 7, 2020
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Jason

Damon's brother.
Is that Jason, Damon's brother?
by Drathers November 21, 2021
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