Facebook Happy

When your actual life sucks, but you make it appear it's perfect on Facebook.

Person 1: They are getting a divorce
Person 2: No way! But they looked so happy

Person 1: Oh Person 2 you have so much to learn ... they were just Facebook Happy.

by Richie Man September 13, 2016

De Happies

Slang for cocaine. Usually used as if it were a person. (Someone might say what de happies like or what they care on)

Another name for de happies is Unknown Solid Beet.
Fans of de happies include miceys and the little men found in air mollycyules.

De happies not care on de alphobets.

by thequee June 28, 2011

Did the happy

A phrase used to describe having sex when around young children.

(wives sent their husband to take the kids out for ice cream)
Husband A: Yeah, last night was awesome. Because me and Becka did the happy for two hours.

Husband B: Woah man, that's a record.

Kid A: What does that mean, daddy?

Husband A: Oh, it means to have fun! Now go run along!

by Erinreference June 25, 2010

crap happy

as in: " im so happy i want to crap " nice

like when you so happy you just have to crap your pants, or shoes, depending upon how happy you are...codfish crap happyness crap happy

by fatcraply-umbell-balanoplage April 13, 2009

happy hoarder

a derogatory term used by Dylan Cruz to describe someone who does not suffer from personality disorders and/or other mental issues.

Do you want it? So you can add it to your pile of stuff that keeps you happy? You fucking happy hoarder.

by the_girl_who_hacks_dylan April 16, 2021

happy forest

The end of a happy trail, usually resulting in the chest hair or pubic hair. Depends on which way your are going north or south. Also see happy trail.

I shot my load all over her happy forest.

by BRIAN B.S.M. January 6, 2008

Single and happy

Singalism

The art of being single and happy but love to experience relationship like situations when the time comes

by Ashana Algeri April 18, 2018