The act of jizzing in a crockpot and then proceeding to cook it in a pot roast and then making your lover eat it
by Yes’m October 10, 2020
Get the California crockpotmug. A man you can hook up with and act as if you two are in a relationship, but the relationship only exists in an isolated location.
To have a California Boyfriend is to have a guy you can “date” for the Summer when you fly home from college to visit your parents.
To have a California Boyfriend is to have a guy you can “date” for the Summer when you fly home from college to visit your parents.
by MrWebber October 9, 2025
Get the California Boyfriendmug. Homicide and Homelessness.
Yo, dawg, their has been a homicide in San Pedro Los Angeles California every night for six months straight!
The homeless people in San Pedro Los Angeles California must be responsible for all the murders that occur in San Pedro!!
The homeless people in San Pedro Los Angeles California must be responsible for all the murders that occur in San Pedro!!
by SouthBayDwee January 5, 2021
Get the San Pedro Los Angeles Californiamug. Time-limited and saddest version of Kyton who enjoys his weekly LuoSiFen regardless of how much sodium he consumes.
by Not Lzm November 22, 2021
Get the California Kytonmug. person 1: I'm going to California
person 2: do you mean god's echaskech?
person 1: I call it earthquake land
person 2: man you need to grow up
person 2: do you mean god's echaskech?
person 1: I call it earthquake land
person 2: man you need to grow up
by wttcz October 28, 2020
Get the californiamug. I went the the bar last night and some fatty wouldn't leave me alone so I bought her a California cocktail.
by Insaneiare February 25, 2017
Get the california cocktailmug. One who smears jiffy on their gooch, preferably creamy, and lets their partner and one other animal (doesn't matter what) lick it while they stare at them both with a blank crosseyed stare.
I was backpacking through California and my wife and I met a friendly wild boar. I took the peanut butter off the sandwiches and as a reward gave myself a California Crosseye instead
by dontsmellmyfinger January 1, 2019
Get the California Crosseyemug.