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Matt Miller

The Act of being a divorced miserable man that threatens to hurt/kill previous employed Bartenders @ his Mom & Dads bar/restaurant, who plays Co-Ed softball, starts fights with the other team & grabs opponent by the throat after a Win/Loss.
Dude, why is your neck all red & swollen?

Well, I beat my friend at ping pong, & he jumped over the table & he totally Matt Miller'd me.
by DougFunny7891 June 6, 2024
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Matt

That one guy Nobody can beet at any sport.
He is the type of guy who is just good at everything he does.
Me: An amateur runner.
Matt: Not a runner.
Me : asks him to do a race.
Matt: Says Yes
Me : comes 2nd to Matt by 1 mile.
Matt: was an easy race.
Me : laughs because he hadn't even broken a sweat.
by Any matt is unbeatable November 22, 2021
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Matt Barnes

A fat barnacle who spills drinks, stuffs his back with other people's drink and also shits himself.
Wow. Matt Barnes was such a cunt last night.
by Chubby hubby456 May 20, 2018
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Matt

A man with the most beautiful blue eyes. But also a man to treat his girlfriend well. He is the kind of guy who will go out all night and include you with his friends and then come back and cuddle you til the sunrise. Matts are family men, one of the boys, and a person you fall in love with. Not to mention bed game is out of this world.
In class: Let’s be friends with that stallion and packing young man Matt.
With his family: Matt, you can always help me with the packing
With his girlfriend: Daddy can you do that position I love.
by Ball sac 101 November 24, 2021
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matt peacock

A small wanker that sucks shit out of ebony midgets
Matt peacock sacked his shit last night out of black ebony
by Josh poole November 27, 2014
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Matt Mcmillan

he just stub named matt mcmillan
by mattisstub March 6, 2024
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MATT LEE

MATT LEE is a fat Asian dude who’s kinda cool bruh.
“Hey did you see MATT LEE?”
“Yeah, he said he had to do his homework
by Makgeolli January 9, 2019
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