Johnny

A PLAYER. Ladies don't waste your time. He has a line up of stupid bimbos, of whom he will always choose over you. He only wants the girls out of playboy magazines, he doesn't want your heart, just the body. It's all that matters to him. A perpetual heart breaker who could literally care less about your feelings. He absolutely does NOT want not does he know how to feel love.

Girl, have more respect for yourself. Don't fall for a empty soulless man named Johnny.

by whitewolf91 April 20, 2021

Johnny

A feline companion characterized by white coat and spots of orange.

That Johnny such a Johnny

by bedulmoes December 18, 2023

Johnny

A man usually southern who has a big one.

Erica: Yo Tamera
Tamera: Yes?
Erica: You see Darrell
Tamera: Yeah why

Erica: Look down
Tamera: Damn that’s a Johnny!

by Jayyythecoach December 19, 2020

Johnny

Large red bearded man who simps for small blonde girls

That guy just met her and he’s already a Johnny

by Trickdaddy May 24, 2023

Johnny

Johnny is cool, hot, and sweet and has a massive dick. He like heavy music. And He goes by J-Money sometimes

Yo who was that attractive dude??

Bruh, that was Johnny.

by Dudelawt July 12, 2024

Johnny

Johnny is a character.

He is two-faced when you meet him, but once you get to know him...

He acts a fool but really cares about you

He is not soft, not even once you get to know him inside out.

But he isn't tough. He meets in the middle.

If you meet him. Don't let him go. He is evil, and devious.

But he is also caring and goofy.

"Johnny made me so sad the other day."

"He is just showing affection. But yeah he is kinda mean."

by simplyhelping September 05, 2021

Johnny

Joint, a thing you fill with weed shaped like a cone and then smoke it.

Dad do you want to smoke this Johnny with me.
Yo bro tryna smoke a Johnny?
I CAUGHT MY SON SMOKING A JOHNNY!!!!

by Boogidibababy17 June 10, 2023