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sick pillow

a pillow you specifically only use when you’re sick (a comfort pillow)
daughter : mom i’m sick can you get me my “sick pillow”

mom: here’s your “sick pillow” dear
by Terriaki July 25, 2022
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I will be sick on Monday

Def. ( Irony ). To fake being sick, usually due to fatigue, stress or irrationality. This term, created by Generation Y, was made many years ago and has eased it's way into new lingo.
There is a test on Tuesday; therefore, I will be sick on Monday
by TheWeirdBear August 21, 2024
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sick joke

I am not crazy! I know he swapped those numbers. I knew it was 1216. One after Magna Carta. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just - I just couldn't prove it. He covered his tracks, he got that idiot at the copy shop to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He's done worse. That billboard! Are you telling me that a man just happens to fall like that? No! *He* orchestrated it! Jimmy! He *defecated* through a *sunroof*! And I saved him! And I shouldn't have. I took him into my own firm! What was I *thinking*? He'll never change. He'll *never* change! Ever since he was 9, *always* the same! Couldn't keep his hands out of the cash drawer! "But not our Jimmy! Couldn't be precious *Jimmy*!" Stealing them blind! And *HE* gets to be a lawyer? What a sick joke! I should've stopped him when I had the chance!
by YK Woozie January 21, 2024
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Drone Sickness

As in, "suffers from"
A condition that affects conspiracy theorists. A tendency to feel sick or affected after even reading about someting conspiracy related. A product of a conspiratorial imagination.
Oh, yea, my uncle and aunt suffer from Drone Sickness. They read about those drone sightings and said they felt sick.
by Crowfriend December 19, 2024
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Muggle Sick

When a chronically ill or disabled person falls sick with some sort of cold, flu, or virus that is not associated with their pre-existing condition/disability.
Mary isn’t coming today because she is muggle sick.
by DefiningDisability March 20, 2025
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Sick Syndrome

When somebody had a serious, big cold and they can't stop sneezing, and they spread all over the world.
Person 1: AAAA, I CAN'T STOP SNEEZING!
Person 2: Great, I got a cold, because of you!
Person 3: Me too!
Person 1: I think I have Sick Syndrome. Did my sickness spread all over the world?
Person 2: I think it did.
by DoodleBaldiBFB June 2, 2019
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sick-fever

Sick-Fever is when you have a bangin' hangover which is caused by substances other than alcohol. Typically the effects of sick-fever last many days and will mean you need to pull a coupla sickies at work and do some yoga to work out whats what.

Hitting up the local coffee shop for a some hotties is a typical cure for sick-fever, or an extended break to byron, Australia to do some moon staring has also been known to work in certain cases.
Blimey, Jaime's had sick-fever all week! must have been been from that loose festival over the weekend.

Bro, i have fully got sick-fever, i wore contacts on my eye balls for 4 days straight due to how loose i got.
by Sammikjnr December 6, 2017
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