Spider Giraffe

A man who is one in a million infinities.

He is kind, empathetic, loving, gentle, intelligent, witty, funny, silly, sexy and an absolute joy to be around.

He allows you to be yourself, have your experiences and all your feelings. He accepts you for who you are and is your safe space.

He makes you laugh and gives you TMJ (from all the smiling).

And he has the longest spider legs in the universe and is as tall as a giraffe (metaphorically).

He is the man all the women want to be with but can’t (not just because his girlfriend is crazy and would obliterate them).

My sexy spider giraffe can we have Gn?

by The universe_actually August 13, 2025

The Spider Gang Effect

Releasing some of the best music of all time, and immediately after dropping the biggest piece of horseshit music you’ve ever heard.

Wow, Lil Darkie’s new album “USD” is fucking horrible! Yet another example of The Spider Gang Effect

by toejam08 August 17, 2025

Spider monkey position

when you have your woman grip the doorframe with her fingers and toes while you hand from a pull up bar located above said door. Then wrap your keys around her waist and proceed to thrust

We tried so new stuff bro. She was begging for the spider monkey position

by Bodybaby August 21, 2025

NOT Spider-Man

Chase Jeffrey. (He is NOT Spider-Man.)

(Guy): Are you spider-man?
(Chase Jeffrey): I'M NOT RACIST!
(Guy): I didn't ask you that, you idiot.
(Superdupermeagultragigaballs69): He is NOT Spider-Man.
(Chase Jeffrey): Thank you for sticking up for me, buddy. You really are a true friend.

by Jeff#4 March 3, 2025

spider monkey

aggressively jumping on someone and diddling them with no warning, kinda like a spider

if you dont stop diddling me im going to spider monkey you

by Ejaculation man March 3, 2025

snyder the spider

The theatrical bad ass who did nothing wrong in the hit play newsies. He was a just man doing what he thought necessary for the good of new york

That's snyder the spider he runs a place called the refuge for under age kids

by Aurek March 4, 2025

Spider Man Technique

The act and skill of the “act”, the faster you shoot the webs, the better.😏

“Give me the Spider Man Technique later.”

by Fast Spider May 31, 2024