snakes and mashpotatoes

two things that do not go together; does not make sense

An expression often said

"Snakes and mashpotatoes! What was I thinking?"

"Aw snakes and mashpotatoes!"

by Blessed to NESS February 21, 2017

Blake The Snake

Blake The Snake is a skinny, long-legged autistic child. He sometimes spends his time sucking the soul out of people. Another normal act he sometimes does is lick his step-sisters leg hair. Blake is normal. Be like Blake

“Blake The Snake is so cool. I’m going home to lick my step-sisters leg hair!”

by Myteatsarebiggerthanyours December 10, 2021

Thick snake

To have a turd to large to come out the anus.

My butt stung after that thick snake.

by Fishdick Jesus January 15, 2014

snake sack

Basically another name for a condom ,for those who don't wanna be to obvious

He asked his gf to buy a box of snake sacks for later that night.

by SSSSSSSSAVAGE February 2, 2017

Sewer Snake

A man who enjoys anal sex

“Hey Dan, I think I need help. I’ve become quite the sewer snake.”

by CooterCrafting August 26, 2018

Snake in the Grass

When the perception of a situation or event is not the way it first appears, but has a much more serious and sinister hidden intent not readily apparent to a casual observer .

When a house burglary is reported by the owner, but when the police arrive to inspect, the clues do not quite mach up with a burglary, but look like the owner has "staged" a burglary for the intent of filing a false insurance claim. The detective might say 'I think there is a snake in the grass, with this robbery'

by MikeEcho June 6, 2018

Surfing the Snake

When a man masturbates with his own feet

After breaking both arms in a skiing accident Jim resorted to “Surfing the Snake” to get himself off. (Also very popular practice among amputees…..bit of armless fun)

by Alizrob January 12, 2011