Sad Briggs Hours

a family-friendly, "politically" correct response to traumatic experiences

Jude: There aren't any Mexicans in this room
Jude: Sad Briggs Hours

by BriggsBriggs April 5, 2022

sad sausage

Someone who feels entitled to get what they want at the expense of others and then gets sad when there is resistance or their manipulations backfire in their face and they are faced with the consequences of their actions.

After being found out for having an affair the sad sausage tried to get their partner to believe they wouldn't do it again.

by ClassicRow_idk November 11, 2024

Sad Mormons

A game in which you have a threesome with two mormons of the opposite sex who are both sad and depressed, so you use their tears as lube on your peen.

Person 1: Ayo you see those two girls I think they’re Mormons
Person 2: Yeah I played a game of sad Mormons with them
Person 1: Dude that’s fuckin gnarly

by lolninjahasligma July 28, 2018

The Ultimate Sad

The Big Sad but Sadder

Man 1: Do you have the big sad?

Man 2: No I have the ultimate sad :(.

by TheSaddestSad November 7, 2022

Sad Bill Cosby

A person who’s generally happy and cheerful that is suddenly sad and upset and you’re thrown off by the presence.

“Why you over there lookin like a Sad Bill Cosby”

by King Kreations May 15, 2020

sad rabbit

ericdoa

You do not look like bad bunny, you look like sad rabbit.

by water fles November 2, 2022

WeeBig Sad

The inescapable downward spiral of seeing your favourite anime character die, then seeing a bunch of inferior other characters take over and... You'll get the idea if it happens.

Hi there

"Shrek just died of ligma and I now have the weeBig Sad"

"Must succ man"

by The Biggest Sad January 19, 2020