Rusty Railroad

When someone with a penis or strap-on, fucks someone in the ass and then uses their utensil to lay down poopy tracks on the face of the anal-receiver making the mouth into the cross tie just like those damned chinese in the 1800s thus making a RUSTY RAILROAD.

Man: Bitch turn around so i can give you a rusty railroad.

Woman(or gayer man): NO! I don't want poop-dick tracks smeared on my face!

by Jonesman19tchi March 15, 2009

Rusty Gates

Pathetic, greasy "actor" with no talent whatsoever. Is a complete sell out and insults every person in the computing profession in ads for a dodgy computer company by the name of "arrow computers".

Every ad plays on stereotypes and "rusty" with his ginger hair, pale skin and thick rimmed glasses oozes dodgy salesman (which is accurate as Arrow are renowned for their slick ads and poor quality products).

For comparison reasons these ads are more annoying and frustrating than Jamsta/Jamba crazy frog ads purely due to Rusty.

"Hi I'm Rusty Gates and I'm a giant faggot buy this shit computer"

by MnSa December 15, 2008

rusty spoon

somethin done sexual with a guy, in the shower by easy, fat, orange bitches. kinda like a rusty trumbone but so much nastier.. like for guys who have 10 inch dicks.

brits a fat bitch i bet shes givin him a rusty spoon in our dorm rite now. runnin train wit morgan and brian

by bfvfbk October 16, 2008

Rusty Grenade

The act of jizzing in ones hand, and then forcibly fisting it into an unsuspecting asshole.

I gave her the rusty grenade last night.. she never saw it coming..

by LoadedBandolier April 26, 2010

rusty muffler

what my dad says after fucking my mom in the ass

damn kid, your mom sure does have a rusty muffler

by Matt January 9, 2004

Rusty Truck

The act of making a home made flamethrower and then having sex with a girl. When you are at the climax, you pull out and set the girls lower area on fire. This can also be done with water

Last night, I gave your mom a rusty truck

by sonicwake May 11, 2010

rusty polarbear

After participating in anal sex, shit on her chest, then follow through by coming on her chest and mix it up. after this, titty fuck her or just fuck her with this homemade lube.

Your mom and I had a rusty polarbear last night!

by youngschaf February 15, 2009