Toms River

A township that is a dumping ground for fringe and hate. I define this literally without mentioning any particular groups of people.

Toms River has a big population.

by beachboy1122 September 1, 2023

the river raisin snot rocket

When a male is receiving oral sex and about the time he cums he grabs his partner by the ears and cums til it comes out the other persons nose.

Dave: I gave Jackson the river raisin snot rocket the other day while he swung his jazz hands around and snot rocketed all over my dick.

by The river raisin volcano December 21, 2020

dirty river

when one partner defecates in another's mouth so that he/she can give the defecator a blowjob

she was totally incapable of continuing to supply me with dirty rivers after i punched her in the jaw real hard.

by th9091a August 14, 2009

river rabbit

Female who’s greatest vacation in life is “boating at the river” and sleeps around with all of the men during the trip.

I heard Mike’s got a new girlfriend
Yeah, we warned him to stay away from her, she’s a river rabbit.

by Olive The Otter April 3, 2021

river whale

Sub species of river roach, in the megawhore family. Just like a river roach, the river whale can be found floating on America's waterways in summertime, sleeping with anything with three legs. However, the river whale does not need an innertube or raft, as she is so morbidly obese as to act as her own buoy. May be found in bikini tops 4 sizes too small.

Datum, look at the water glistening off that river whale. Hope she doesn't run aground in the shallows!

by Midwest Transplant July 6, 2018

river flue

Missing work and going to the river for a fun filled day while everyone else does your work.

Richie called in sick. I bet he has the river flue.

by Grphoenisimace July 28, 2017

Cache la Poudre River

Why are hiding the powder

“Stop asking questions and Cache la Poudre River”

by ItchyOctopus September 21, 2025