Perfection

The true definition of perfection is Tarlia and Josh. Such amazing people like these two are only created every millenium. Therefore making it very rare to see a Tarlia or Josh outside of their natural habitat. If you are lucky enough to ever approach these perfect humans you might suffer from a strong heart attack leading you into hospital. Not many people can handle such perfection so it is wise to keep away.

"Omg have you seen that girl? She's perfection!"
"Her name must be Tarlia o:"

"How did she die?"
"She saw Josh and couldn't handle his perfection"

by Iamjesus February 21, 2013

Perfect

Perfect, is best defined by the best person ever. In most cases their name tends to be Sydnee.

Person one:" Hey nigguh see that gal over der' tis' Sydnee"
Person two:" Ye nigguh, i heared she's perfect yo"
Person one:" Nigguh what chu' say, imma kill uuuuuuuu"

by Jerome Canasuv May 18, 2014

Perfect Friend

My friend Abigail

"My friend Abigail is the perfect friend"

by BassKnight12 December 18, 2017

Perfect.

Lydia.

Lydia is heckin' perfect. - pat

by watrosity October 21, 2019

perfect

what the definition of park jimin is :)

guys, no one is perfect.
what about park jimin?

by park jimin is bae March 7, 2021

Almost perfect

Very few people are this. But one person who is key darn close to this is an Aries. Names typically start with N and ends in A.

Nitia is almost perfect. She is so close to it.

by TheDingDong March 25, 2020

Most Perfect Girl Analysis

Now what can we take away from this conversation? We have learned that Sally is proven false a lot when she expresses her incorrect opinions such as "You're the cutest" or "I love you most". So silly. When clearly she is the cutest and I love her the most. Imagine smelling to that extent. Like SHEEEEESHHHHH. Another foundational theme in the conversation is that Sally is the most perfect girl. Not only is she the prettiest and hottest but also the funniest and smartest. Therefore she is the Most Perfect Girl and I am the luckiest that I get to date her <3. Another very important message that is portrayed throughout this dialogue is that Sally is the smelliest. Not only does she smell but she reeks. This does not matter though because nothing stands in the way of love. She still smells though. A lot. One time she caused a natural disaster spanning the length of the continental United States. This stench caused widespread famine as it caused entire states to lose their crops. Especially hard his was the Mid-West as a good majority of the states' incomes relies on their agriculture. With farming crippled, the farmers were forced to migrate and become nomads. Anyways back to the point, I am getting side tracked here. Point being, Sally is EXTREMELY smelly.

In conclusion, the most important theme in this conversation is that Sally is the most perfect because she just is and there is nothing anyone can do about it. So I must apologize to every other guy who is dating some girl because your girlfriend kinda sucks compared to Sally since she is the most perfect. But that is ok because Sally sets the bar at infinity at every standard which improves her perfectness (cuteness, intelligence, buffness, etc.) so there is still room to work with. Sally is the Most Perfect Girl.

Marco: Sally is the Most Perfect Girl
Everyone: We agree Sally is the Most Perfect Girl
Marco: Yo I get to date Sally?
Everyone: Yooooo you're so lucky she is so perfect
Marco: I love you Sally <3
Everyone: Thank you for this Most Perfect Girl Analysis!

by Sallyiscute October 4, 2021