You begin by violently banging a hooker in the ass from behind, and I mean VIOLENTY! Pull out, flip her over on her back, and put her feet behind her ears like she’s in the “Happy Baby” yoga pose. Once she’s in this position and her balloon knot is exposed to the sky, sit on her so your holes are aligned like the stars. Using her as your own personal toilet, purge your bowels into her back alley. Now slide your schlong back into her poop chute and continue ramming until you blow your jizzy load into her exhaust pipe . Have the hooker do jumping jacks for about 30 seconds to mix it all up, but make sure she’s flexing that sphincter. You don’t wanna lose that ooey-gooey goodness before you can get a pan to catch it.
Refrigerate for at least 90 minutes. Now this newly created "batter" can then be baked to make lumberjack pancakes.
Refrigerate for at least 90 minutes. Now this newly created "batter" can then be baked to make lumberjack pancakes.
Me and my buddy Tally found a skank on Las Vegas boulevard and paid her $50 to let us make some batter. In the morning we made lumberjack pancakes for the boys. Happy, Flank, Fanny, and E enjoyed a delicious homemade breakfast.
by ra2or October 4, 2023
Get the Lumberjack Pancakesmug. Andre: Yo Diara got that Belgium pancake!
Mike: Ya I know! She gotta use panorama to get a pic of it
Andre: Damn straight! I'd tear that shit up in a minute
Mike: Ya I know! She gotta use panorama to get a pic of it
Andre: Damn straight! I'd tear that shit up in a minute
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Get the Pancakemug. The shortest of the carb tribe. While sweet she can still be savory too. Don’t let that smile fool you she does fight.
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