Simon Jones

A petite ground terrier with vaulting ambition. A penile length of around 5.3 inches, and a height of 5'7. Dangerous rage attacks, often dominating opponents within seconds, finishing dramatically and then escaping consequences. Fluent in arabic, gorilla tongue and english.

'The Simon Jones nearly took me down, but I terminated it with my shlong'

by Nicolas Belkin October 11, 2022

Janice Jones

someone who gambles Rivets money away and gives me head during faculty meetings

stop being a greedy Janice Jones

by Joe Hopf December 17, 2019

Mark Jones

He spends the first our of the lesson running a demo, The same demo he showed us the day before

Uh oh, Mark jones is on his demo already

by im-a-robot-thanks September 4, 2023

bubba jones

A cute sexy guy that every body loves.

I saw a hot guy earlier. I bet his name is bubba Jones.

by Bgnffffm July 12, 2017

Samuel Gregory Jones

A Man who holds alot of wisdom and trust. He is also very bad at overwatch.

Person 1: Who is that person who is throwing this game.
Person 2: Oh, that is Samuel Gregory Jones.
Person 1: Fuck that guy.

by JakDotExe July 7, 2023

Silas Jones

An absolute dick head who gets all the ladies but secretly likes taking hard man pole to his ass.

You’re such a Silas Jones

by TurkeyGizzard November 21, 2019

Jone

Extremely passionate and beautiful girl. Talented and brave, she is usually shy and hides her feelings. Can be mean sometimes. The best friend you could ever ask for.

Jone is very nice, she always helps me with homework

by realdictionaryacademy June 29, 2016