Miss Thomas

my teacher who is kind, caring, respectful, and generous! Sometimes she might get annoyed sometimes. Like, doing the same thing over and over again that she doesn’t like, LOTS OF TALKING, and going to bathroom so much. Maybe other things too. I wish she was my teacher forever! She is also a brand new teacher at my school. She also makes jokes! Really funny ones. And lastly, she is a teacher,honest,outstanding,most greatest,amazing,and sweet! If you see this Miss Thomas, well you are the best teacher ever!

Student:Hey miss Thomas! I need help with a question!
Miss Thomas: Of course! What do you need help with?
Student: This question!
Miss Thomas: Oh of course I can help you with that!
Student: Thank you so much!

by BELLA_IS_MY_LOVE May 22, 2021

Swiss Miss

Avoiding and dodging conflict left and right, intentionally "missing" out on potential drama.

"Hey bro, who did you vote last November?"
"Swiss Miss."
"Huh? The fuck's that mean?"

by Swiss Miss Jazzster May 25, 2021

miss marchetta

a snobby middle aged woman who has written a book about herself as she was growing up, the book is full of ego, pride, and fantastic romantic elements about her and some bogan yobbo. personally a teacher of mine. :) any woman who has her head in the clouds, and expecially one who thinks she is better than the rest of women folk.

my sister is such a miss marchetta.

by zeke from abo land September 11, 2003

Miss aMAGAcana

Taylor Swift, democrat in name only, after being pictured hugging notorious rapist deffender and trump supporter Brittany Mahomes and after trump used her likeness in his political campaign and she said nothing.

Taylor Swift was just cosplaying as an activist back in 2019, now that marginalized groups' rights are actually on the line its too risky for her billionaire ass to speak up. Miss Americana? More like Miss Republicana, or better yet, Miss aMAGAcana.

by Jealousnick September 8, 2024

Miss you badly

Missing a guy who is not yours in the first place. Homebreakers typically use this to lure stupid husbands and boyfriends. Someone else’s husbands and boyfriends. It’s a bad type of missing someone.

I miss you badly,Is your wife away?

by Hye-suk October 16, 2024

miss Lawson

A woman who likes a very handsome man who is a great guy

Hey it’s miss Lawson she cool

by Randomly random December 5, 2024

It's better to miss a friend than to miss a joke

This comes from a brazilian saying. It basically means that if you're making jokes and someone gets offended ( on a personal level ), that is no reason to stop making those jokes. This, of course, isn't an excuse to just be an asshole, and must be used with nuance. The saying could also be directly translated to

"It's better to lose a friend than to lose a joke"

Guy 1 (whose wife died to stillbirth): Wow, these celebrities are crazy
Guy 2: What happened?
Guy 1: I checked the news, and it looks like the rapper DaBaby killed his wife
Guy 2: Well, "The Baby" also killed YOUR wife
Guy 1: Low blow dude
Guy 2: It's better to miss a friend than to miss a joke

by DEMEMZEA December 15, 2024