AAAAH HIS FINGER'S MISSING!

The act of yell at somebody because you saw someone lost his finger in the bathroom

She was so scared that she AAAAH HIS FINGER'S MISSING! ed me

by Bblol.u April 24, 2020

Miss Punnymany

Da super-helpful-and-dedicated secretary of da great stand-up comedian Bames Johnned; she often sits off-stage with a two-way earpiece-radio to maintain constant communication with him, and quietly makes joke-suggestions to Mr. Johnned if he is occasionally is at a loss for words.

Bames Johnned: Good evening, Folks, and thank you so much for coming; you all look absolutely fabulous from here! A funny thing happened on my drive over here tonight --- I saw a whole flock of wild geese in the grassy median of the freeway, and they were all making a huge commotion over something they'd found on the ground. Dunno why they were being so noisy about it, though; I guess that they just --- ummmm..."
Miss Punnymany: "How 'bout, 'they just enjoy honking their own horns', Sir?"
Bames Johnned: "Yes --- they just enjoy honking their own horns! Thanks, Miss Punnymany --- how would I ever manage without you?"

by QuacksO November 5, 2018

Miss downing

romes the halls screaming where is you’re pass is in a fucking cult with miss febo there is no way this fucking cunt is real they store here in the basement where she sucks mr Manley dick to get paid because she never does her fucking job she probably smoke all the shit she find off the fucking sluts of the school she eats baby food and cold mashed potatoes because she has no teeth she looks like a fucking nun

Who screaming probably miss downing for someone damm pass

by exposing dracut June 4, 2022

Miss dirty sanchez

When a woman finger bangs her self in front of a man and pulls out her finger and drags it under the mans nose.

Bob was turned on while Cindy finger banged her self but nearly barfed when she gave him the "miss dirty sanchez".

by Mandieet December 9, 2008

miss piggy

a veiled way of calling a lesbian a DYKE

“oh she’s such a miss piggy”

by clarissaisapsychic October 28, 2023

miss Lawson

A woman who likes a very handsome man who is a great guy

Hey it’s miss Lawson she cool

by Randomly random December 5, 2024

Miss glass

A female villain.

That's Miss Glass, she is hard as glass, she's the wrong one to try and shatter, don't let thinking you can see through her fool you, she is suprisingly not fragile.

by The Original Agahnim November 18, 2021