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jordan Stewie

a guy who is a rapist and likes to use other girls and fuck them in the closet
Jordan Stewie likes to use Maia everyday !
by all doo March 25, 2011
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jordan

a guy who is extremely obsessed with the Nintendo Gamecube and the unsatisfactory inability to shove it up his ass
Friend: Did you hear jordan complaining about the fact that he couldnt shove that gamecube up his ass?
you: yeah its really weird
by gamecontrollerlover June 28, 2022
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Jordan

Jordan is the alpha male of the pack with his 14 inch penis he can’t dominate and out smoke any creature that dwells this earth he is known to slay women at will and can butt chug an ice cream Sunday Jordan is the most intelligent being know to man with his iq in quadruple digits
Oh Jordan you make me so wet
by Absolute bread winner October 14, 2019
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jordan b smith

A girl who WILL take your man: and a girl that can’t be replaced
You can’t do better than Jordan b smith
by Helloandbye445 December 7, 2018
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Michael Jordan Skirge

When someone does all of the heavy lifting for their team, leading to a victory. Origins for the phrase date back to 2000 US Nationals when Jon Finkel nearly defeated Chris Benefal with a lone Skittering Skirge.
"That one skirge may just attack 7 times to deal 21 points of damage. That's... Michael Jordan Skirge!"
by Gamerlingo September 29, 2022
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Michael Jordan

Guy 1: who's your president?

Some Russian dude: UHHHH MICHAEL JORDAN
by Big_Floppaman December 9, 2021
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Jordan

Vincenzo: you know that weirdo jordan
Jordan: Hey stop that before I start vabbing
by Jordanqueefs July 10, 2022
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