jason

fakest person you’ll ever meet 🙄.

jason is fake lol

by not allison lol September 30, 2020

Jason Branham

A dude that gets laid all the time despite his short stature.

Man Richard is a Jason Branham, he can't kiss the chick he just did without a stepladder but he keeps getting laid!

by Fubar AKA Bionic December 18, 2010

Jason

A stupid fuck that doesn’t know shit

no one likes you jason

by Uh090909 October 17, 2020

Jason

An atlethic god, he plays sports to keep him fit like football, basketball, running and probably skies aswell. This most often gives him a perfect body which the ladies always love, with that a enourmous dick to go with it, and he probably knows how to use it too.

-So how was last night?
-It was great, Jason is such a god, i love him.

by yup,itsme May 17, 2021

Jason

A man who is partially deaf, but still whistles all day long because he's packing a 13 inches - so life is great.

Man 1: Does anyone else hear that whistling sound?

Man 2: Oh, that's just Jason. He has a 13" cock.

Man 1: Ahhh. Well yeah, I'd whistle all day long also.

by 4nimosity October 17, 2020

Jasonate

1. To take over an event while not caring about anybody else's time.

2. Cause a meeting to go over it's alloted time while rambling on.

He's about to jasonate this meeting, I've got shit to do right afterwards.

This meeting ws supposed to end 10 minutes ago, but here he goes, jasonating like always.

by Friday 2 Tuesday December 8, 2023

Jasoned

When a guy cheats on you with multipleeeeeeeeeeeeeee other women.

My ex Jasoned me with his lying ass, he was even sleeping with the babysitter!

by Daniyo January 28, 2021