Jackson 5 Money

Forcing your children into acting to profit and live vicariously through them.

Damn girl we need to have some beautiful babies so we can get that Jackson 5 Money

by Really not my real name November 5, 2014

Jackson Hay

The guy that slays pussy like there’s no tomorrow and gets every guy simping for him. Then he realizes that he was dreaming about pussy and really only has men up his butt.

That guy is literally a Jackson hay man

by Big Pig likes to dig August 2, 2022

Jackson Lester

A strange man that loves piss. He loves it everywhere. On his chest, in his mouth, in his butt,etc.

Jackson Lester loves piss in his mouth

by Jackson Lester Piss lover August 28, 2021

Squid belly Jackson

Noun, used to supplant the proper/formal nomenclature of a biological being, primarily applied to the order of elasmobrach. Implies an exuberant or boisterous character.

Verb, when applied in past tense through adding conjugation “‘d”. Eg. Squid belly Jackson’d”

“So this squid belly Jackson zooms up, crashes the bait crate, knocks the feeder on his ass, snags a Bonita, and casually swims off.

by ChuckNnancy March 8, 2021

Michael Jackson

the hehe god,

Also the black man that turned himself white because of an accident on the set of a Pepsi ad.

Rip legend

Michael jackson slays

by yourmummiesfavpostion January 8, 2023

Percy Jackson

The best book series ever! If you didn't like it after reading the whole series(and the spinoffs) i say, GO DIE IN A FUCKING HOLE! The movies sucked tho and to those who liked the movies better than the books i also say, GO DIE IN A FUCKING HOLE

Person 1: Percy Jackson is so good, I just started reading it and I see why you love it so much
Me: I told you that you should read it, but if you watch the movies, I warned you

by Quinni<3 July 13, 2023

Jackson

Jackson is a beautiful boy with light brown, curly hair, eyes that make anyone melt, a gorgeous smile and striking looks that will turn anyone's head on the street. Jackson is the guy everyone wants to be or date. Jackson is both the envy of everyone and everyone's best friend. The guy you'll show up to a party for on the chance you might see him. Adventurous, carefree, kind, fun, and down to earth, Jackson is the guy that brings you joy even on your worst days.

"ughhh who is that?"

"Jackson, I would give 10 years off my life to fuck him"

"Me too"

by jupitersoup101 July 28, 2024