Mod Hammer

To be banished from the forum(s) for a predetermined period of time, ranging from a couple days to permanently.

User 1: Hey dude, did you hear? Timmy got the mod hammer!
User 2: Aw, no way dude! That sucks!

by dietcola July 10, 2009

hammer ranch

Hammer ranch is a slang term for sperm, aka "man butter".

My girl made us a salad for dinner so I offered her some hammer ranch for her bowl and let her know it added much more protein than regular ranch would!!

by Schmo mufuckin Dozer!! May 25, 2020

Ham n hammer

Usually referred to as a person who doesn’t keep it real , or somebody who pillow talks about they friends. Could also be somebody who’s just simply a simp

MEECHIE is a ham n hammer type of person he don’t keep it real.

by Vllllll December 1, 2023

chris hammer

A legendary pornstar who now assists young stars like jenny swallows.

Chris hammer used to be the only pornstar id watch!

by Chrishammer January 13, 2016

blow hammer

A person who is not intelligent.

That Robert is a damn Blow Hammer.

by RickBeach5 June 23, 2017

Hammer Storm

The Act of being completely shit faced. i.e. intoxicated, wasted, owned, shivased, and shmammered.

Oh my god dude I was so hammer stormed last night.

or

(Fist pump) "HAMMER STORM!!!"

by Cucha February 5, 2010

The Phammer Hammer

A hammer that can blast holes in the universe and it is used by the all powerful Donny Pham

Oh no watch out for the phammer hammer

by CryoDead December 3, 2019