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Scubic Hair

On an adult female, pubic hair of such volume and depth that Self-Contained Underwater Breathing Appartus (SCUBA) equipment would be required to safely perform oral sex upon them.
Dude A: "I scrogged J's step-mom last night."

Dude B: "No way! The new one or the old one?"

Dude A: "Let's put it this way, the one with the Zumba ass."

Dude B: "She any good in the sack?"

Dude A: "Yeah, for the most part. She's got a great body and takes it up the ass like no tomorrow, but she's also got some pretty scary scubic hair and loves to smother you with it."
by PassiveSavage November 27, 2012
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cubic hair

Stray hairs you find in an office cubicle.
I just moved my keyboard and found like 200 cubic hairs.
by Captain Cubicle September 30, 2012
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femacial hair

Facial hair found on a woman. It can be very noticeable like a grand moustache or it may nearly invisible.
Guy 1: Have you talked to Jessica yet?
Guy 2: Hell no! Have you seen that femacial hair? It might bite me!
by Rob0t Smasher September 30, 2013
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hair boy

That one guy at every high school or university who has mad long hair that's taken him forever to grow out. Everyone knows him by his hair and it's pretty much his dominant physical feature.

Most guys go through a shaggy phase, but a real hair boy grows his hair over a period of years and would never cut it even though he gets teased about cutting it all the time.

He's probably proud of his hair to the point of being annoying. You almost just want to chop it off.
"We saw that one kid. I can't remember his name. The one with the really long hair. That hair boy."

"Oh, that's Dylan."

"Yeah, him. His hair is insane."

"Yeah, he's been growing it since like 8th grade."

"He kind of needs a trim."

"Don't count on it."
by hairstuff November 27, 2011
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Love Hair

In the 70s girls had a lot of love hair.
by bobmcsmith January 11, 2012
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hair house

The intimate space created by a woman's long hair. When a man is lying on his back and the woman is sitting on him, kissing him, and her long hair falls in such a way as to block out everything except their two faces.
When Jeremy is inside Tracey's hair house, it's like nothing else in the world exists.
by TakeMeAnywhere March 5, 2011
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Sabeen's hair

the longest most gorgeous thing in the world!!!! usually has pretty clips and hair stuff in it and it always looks amazing :)
random dumb chick: Gorgeous gorgeous girls have long hair

me: Sabeen's hair is longer than the definition of long hair so HA! she, therefore, is way more of a gorgeous gorgeous girl than you are!
by joeisking2022 January 9, 2022
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