A game played while in public where when you see an older man with a young woman, you try to guess if it's his girlfriend or daughter based on context clues
Person 1. So what you think; girlfriend or daughter
Person 2. I don't know. She seems pretty young but his hand is a little close to her ass to be his daughter
Person 2. I don't know. She seems pretty young but his hand is a little close to her ass to be his daughter
by Kinghiki April 4, 2025

Some desperate dude on the internet: My girlfriend is hot as hell.
Some random guy that's not desperate: Nah, you don't have a girlfriend, you just posted it so you can get some "likes and subs."
Some random guy that's not desperate: Nah, you don't have a girlfriend, you just posted it so you can get some "likes and subs."
by PhoenixGamer34 June 11, 2021

A truly satisfying creature. Something which accidentally falls onto the fully erected penises of your bros multiple times a week.
"I hope your girlfriend doesn't accidentally fall onto my fully erected penis in a closed room."
"Yeah bro, last time your girlfriend accidentally fell onto my fully erected penis, I accidentally came into her vagina, mouth, anus, left ear, right ear, urethra, nostrils and eyes."
"Yeah bro, last time your girlfriend accidentally fell onto my fully erected penis, I accidentally came into her vagina, mouth, anus, left ear, right ear, urethra, nostrils and eyes."
by Born to ride Donald J. Trump May 1, 2025

by ooooooooooooooooooooooooo, April 28, 2021

May 12 is the day you stay home with your girlfreind to takw care of how we feel, think and act. It also helps to give us a better view on things that could seem unmanageable
May 12 stay home with girlfriend: May 12 I went home to spend the day with my girlfriend instead of going to school, since it was stressful and my girlfriend made me feel much better
by Mi1763 May 11, 2022

by 1173666 July 13, 2017
