A name of a friend

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by troPSDNUORGWEN March 29, 2017

bandaid friend

A short-term friend who helps others feel emotionally better. When they've done all they could (usually with success), they exit the other friends life. This short-term friend is kind, helpful, a good listener, and can make any sad friend feel better. This "bandaid friend" can be mysterious, and may be reluctant to let other friends come close confidants. They're very approachable on the outside, but an introvert on the inside. These bandaid friends mean the best, and have a heavy heart for people, whether it's for the underdog, or just a sad person who needs to talk; meaning they're great with secrets.

I'm your bandaid friend, it's what I do.

by Bandaid Friend the Great May 13, 2015

garfield and friends

A kid's show on cbs that aired from 1988-1994 about Garfield and Odie

Garfield and Friends was one of the best cartoons

by poohriocartoonfan1 March 5, 2015

Friend Hierarchy

When someone has lots of friends, they'll be a hierarchy going from bestie to last resort friend. The higher up you on the hierarchy the more events you'll be invited to secrets you'll be told.

Jess: Hey did Nat invite you to her birthday party?

Brenda: Nope, she told me I'm not high enough on the friend hierarchy. She's only inviting besties and close friends.

Brad: Shit did you hear Dan's engaged!
Carl:Yeah, can't believe he got his girlfriend pregnant!
Brad:Wait what?
Carl:Shit I wasn't supposed to tell you that, you're too low on the friend hierarchy.

Tim:Hey I heard you booked an escape room, can I come?
Kath: I'm sorry but there's very few spaces, only those at the top of the friend hierarchy are coming.

Tim: Ah ok, fair enough.

by mrperson123 August 25, 2017

Friend Timeout

When you and your friend are talking, conversating, or just haning out; and they do something controversial or just plain a dickhead move, you can put them on a friend timeout. Just like in basketball, T them up and call a friend timeout. when you call a friend timeout you must designate the time period for which you will not be friends. This can either be like a funny haha 1 min friend timeout, or a wow u really pissed me off 4 hour friend timeout. The length of the friend timeout is really up to you, and when you call it. In this time alloted, anything goes. You are not friends at this point so really the point is to be a complete jackass to this person for the next however minutes or even days. Becare of the severity of the friend timeout, you really don't want to lose any friends over it, it's more of a joke.

While me and my roomates were sitting at our apartment one of my roomates dog started to hump me. I started to bump him off of me but my friend said just let him finish, and tried to pull out the friend card on me. That is completely unacceptable so I put him on a friend timeout. I T-ed him up and told him we weren't friends for the next 20 minutes, where I was basicallhy a dick to him the whole time.

by dbrock September 26, 2010

Keychain Friend

A friend or acquaintance who is so cute, fun, witty and charming, that you want them to go everywhere with you.

"Chrissy you are my new keychain friend - I wish I could shrink you down and keep you in my pocket so you could go everywhere with me."

You might also use the term keychain before their name, such as "Keychain Chrissy"

by METRObliss August 16, 2009

Friend Pruning

The act of removing multiple friends on one's friend list on social networking sites such as facebook and myspace

Why does Susan have less friends than usual on facebook?
Probably just doing a routine friend pruning on the people she doesn't like.

by Ben Fong March 3, 2010